Stutopia Posted April 11, 2015 Share Posted April 11, 2015 (edited) Saw a beautiful yet sad sight out on a bank holiday sesh last weekend in Sheff. In one driveway there was: an SLS AMG, an Aston Martin Vantage coupe, an Aston Martin Vantage roadster and a beautiful black GTR - not a bad collection by anyone’s standards, I'm sure you'll agree. Though, if you were picky, you could argue something with some bootspace might be handy Each one of them at first glance appeared stunning but then as I had a closer peak they all looked like they’d been stood FOREVER, the white SLS had even had someone “hilariously†write a message in the dirt on the boot and there’s green growing on the Aston's ragtop and the coupe had the thickest layer of rain and tree deposits sitting on it Why would anyone have so many beauties and just leave them standing there - why? WHY? WHHHHYYYYY???? I might start hanging around the house at weekends and ask if I can give them a quick wash Edited April 11, 2015 by SuperStu 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wendy Posted April 11, 2015 Share Posted April 11, 2015 With you totally on this. Don't get it at all. They should be sold to someone who will care for them and the money spent on something that would be enjoyed. Maybe if you washed them, this could lead to you taking them out ?? !!! Worth a try though !! Might just work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lexx Posted April 11, 2015 Share Posted April 11, 2015 Did the possibility of exceptional circumstances ever cross your mind before you started to judge the owner? Maybe he/she is ill. There spouse could be ill and taken up time maybe someone has died and their partner can't cope with selling them There's dozens of other reasons that are a possibility. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZMANALEX Posted April 11, 2015 Share Posted April 11, 2015 Still very much appreciation assets, clean or dirty. However it is a bit of a shame, but we do not know the owners personal circumstances. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stutopia Posted April 11, 2015 Author Share Posted April 11, 2015 Did the possibility of exceptional circumstances ever cross your mind before you started to judge the owner? Maybe he/she is ill. There spouse could be ill and taken up time maybe someone has died and their partner can't cope with selling them There's dozens of other reasons that are a possibility. I'm not judging anyone, all I asked was why? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flex Posted April 11, 2015 Share Posted April 11, 2015 I cant read your first post Stu as the font is soo small. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stutopia Posted April 11, 2015 Author Share Posted April 11, 2015 I cant read your first post Stu as the font is soo small. Sorry, now boosted. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harryjax Posted April 11, 2015 Share Posted April 11, 2015 That's my kind of kleptomania. Lucky person to have a choice of which he or she drives. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GIXXERUK Posted April 11, 2015 Share Posted April 11, 2015 maybe the geezer is doin a stretch 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zedd Posted April 11, 2015 Share Posted April 11, 2015 Imagine trying to go for a drive in the GTR, it'd take about 3 hours just to get it out the drive haha they probably gave up in the end 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greg tl Posted April 11, 2015 Share Posted April 11, 2015 I have a theory... They all belong to a 23 year old glamour model who has just lost her driving licence for speeding with no top on... She is unable to drive at the moment but has just placed an ad in the paper for a full time valeter/f£ck buddy...??? (Company car included) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeezeebaba Posted April 11, 2015 Share Posted April 11, 2015 That's probably the runts of the collection, the decent cars are in a nice air conditioned lock up somewhere Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martybhoy Posted April 11, 2015 Share Posted April 11, 2015 All great cars have to be driven, even if they are rotten to drive. There is such a thing as beauty in motion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ekona Posted April 11, 2015 Share Posted April 11, 2015 Probably in the nick for dealing. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GMballistic Posted April 11, 2015 Share Posted April 11, 2015 This is the type of car owner that keeps Ed@Devine Detail in business. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glrnet Posted April 11, 2015 Share Posted April 11, 2015 Maybe he has wealthy friends and they were visiting 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WINKJ Posted April 11, 2015 Share Posted April 11, 2015 Maybe he has wealthy friends and they were visiting I would say this too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stutopia Posted April 11, 2015 Author Share Posted April 11, 2015 Maybe he has wealthy friends and they were visiting I would say this too It's a good theory and ordinarily I'd have gone with it, but... (1) they were all filthy, so you'd expect at least one to be clean (2) my mate lives round the corner and says they're always there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sipar69 Posted April 11, 2015 Share Posted April 11, 2015 Wouldn't fancy reversing that chubby GTR out of that gap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WINKJ Posted April 11, 2015 Share Posted April 11, 2015 (edited) Maybe he has wealthy friends and they were visiting I would say this too It's a good theory and ordinarily I'd have gone with it, but... (1) they were all filthy, so you'd expect at least one to be clean (2) my mate lives round the corner and says they're always there I said that must be friends because it's an interesting mix of cars. Having looked again it makes sense, convertible, 'british' sports car, jap car ... I guess they're all different enough to compliment one another Edit: but having two Astons doesn't stack up! Haha Edited April 11, 2015 by WINKJ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
350 Russ Posted April 11, 2015 Share Posted April 11, 2015 This is the type of car owner that keeps Ed@Devine Detail in business. He needs to give him some more business then going by the state of some of them 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser Posted April 12, 2015 Share Posted April 12, 2015 That's where they are It was hell of a night out and we all completely forgot where we parked them - silly old us aye? Just PM me over the address and I'll nip over and get them collected ASP 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leonk Posted April 12, 2015 Share Posted April 12, 2015 That's where they are It was hell of a night out and we all completely forgot where we parked them - silly old us aye? Just PM me over the address and I'll nip over and get them collected ASP Coupled with Ekona's theory they are a drug dealer's currently on holiday, this could end in an interesting Lock Stock and two Smoking Barrels type confrontation. My money's on Chris and Buster, last men standing! Only based on the ex military pic Keyser keeps posting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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