ianphampton Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 BMWs Boring to look at inside and out, Plus - BMW drivers all fancy themselves but they're all . . . .well, sales reps & estate agents - and they all park like morons too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikesding Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 Poverty spec Audi A5's - not made to be run on 16 inch wheels totally agree with this - Audi A5s in standard paint with 16" wheels and the baby diesel, blerghhhhhhhhh 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flex Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 Hmm... Ekona started this thread to find out that Porkers suck big time? Toyota Prius and Hyundai Accent, hate them! He has gone quiet hasn't he? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rtbiscuit Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 anything made by nissan..and i mean anything cheap and crap. made from plastics found on an indian landfill, and driven by people who feel they have a point to prove to anything that has any power just because they drive a nissan. blah blah blah... my cheap arse nissan is quicker than your [insert premium brand here] and it cost me half as much as your [insert premium brand here] and it goes round a long german race track faster than fast thing on fast juice. etc etc etc and then has the clarriages to sit there and insult every other car going. stones and glass houses spring to mind 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raduv66 Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 Most BMWs for me but the One Series is a awful hateful uncomfortable overpriced piece of $!!! I've ever driven . You just can't find a comfortable driving position and the indicators that will not self cancel make you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ATTAK Z Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 anything made by nissan..and i mean anything Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuarty Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 BMWs Boring to look at inside and out, Plus - BMW drivers all fancy themselves but they're all . . . .well, sales reps & estate agents - and they all park like morons too I don't fancy myself, I'm not a sales rep or an estate agent and i have awesome parking skills. So sound's like your talking out your A hole dude! Anyway the threads about cars not the folk that drive them! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricey Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 So all you haters dislike the BMW M cars? All fords bar the gt40. Could go on. Mustang, EsCos, RS500, Granada Coupe, MkI/MkII Escort RS's, Lotus Cortina, Capri 3.0S .......... theres loads! Yes even the M cars because even though they are A-Mazing drivers cars you still cannot help but look at one and think 'you utter, utter turdwit'. Fords.........all awesome listed above. Reminds me of a more joyful time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonny the mod Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 Guys.... come on. I know its what cars are crap, but forget that. This is what you should all be pi**ed off about. As being a postie and travel to work in the dead of morning. My gripe is with those muppetts who drive around with their fog lights on... god it does my nuts in. Just think some poor sod wakes up and thinks.. " I no, im going to drive with my fog lights on this morning because ive seen other people doing it and it look super dupa cool.... oh! and it makes my car go faster.. oh and I bet all the chicks who pass me in my Fiesta will want me big time. Muppetts....... Oh and all those dicks who drive their BMW's in the daytime with their angle eyes on. Double Muppetts.. Sorry about that outburst, but I do feel better now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuarty Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 So all you haters dislike the BMW M cars? All fords bar the gt40. Could go on. Mustang, EsCos, RS500, Granada Coupe, MkI/MkII Escort RS's, Lotus Cortina, Capri 3.0S .......... theres loads! Yes even the M cars because even though they are A-Mazing drivers cars you still cannot help but look at one and think 'you utter, utter turdwit'. Fords.........all awesome listed above. Reminds me of a more joyful time! Can you explain to me why you would think that of someone simply because of the car they drive! I'm not suggesting that this applies to you Ricey, but folk who make comments like that come across worse than the people they are describing. Also could you give me a few examples of BMW drivers upsetting you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuarty Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 Guys.... come on. I know its what cars are crap, but forget that. This is what you should all be pi**ed off about. As being a postie and travel to work in the dead of morning. My gripe is with those muppetts who drive around with their fog lights on... god it does my nuts in. Just think some poor sod wakes up and thinks.. " I no, im going to drive with my fog lights on this morning because ive seen other people doing it and it look super dupa cool.... oh! and it makes my car go faster.. oh and I bet all the chicks who pass me in my Fiesta will want me big time. Muppetts....... Oh and all those dicks who drive their BMW's in the daytime with their angle eyes on. Double Muppetts.. Sorry about that outburst, but I do feel better now. Why just BMW drivers, volvo drivers have been doing it for years. Also a lot of new BMW's come with the daylight running lights on as default and most folk dont realise you can urn them off in the OBC! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HASH Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 Every BMW in the world ever. Sound dull (whatever the engine apart........probably apart from a V8). Look dull Are dull Cost a bomb for the 'exclusivity' which lets face it is about as exclusive as having a tallywhacker. + 1 Ultimate "Avoid" machine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rtbiscuit Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 Every BMW in the world ever. Sound dull (whatever the engine apart........probably apart from a V8). Look dull Are dull Cost a bomb for the 'exclusivity' which lets face it is about as exclusive as having a tallywhacker. + 1 Ultimate "Avoid" machine yes those BMW M1's were terrible cars and the Z4M was a hideous car and this old 2800 is just a munter 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rtbiscuit Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 sorry i don't have a sarcasm smiley 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ekona Posted April 24, 2013 Author Share Posted April 24, 2013 Hmm... Ekona started this thread to find out that Porkers suck big time? Toyota Prius and Hyundai Accent, hate them! He has gone quiet hasn't he? Not at all, I'm quite used to people being very wrong on here I want to include Ferraris in my list too. Actually it's not Ferraris themselves I hate, although some are pretty dire (whoever was behind the quality control for the 355 interior wants shooting), but the brand. It's a dead, diseased corporate whore that chases every single last penny. If ever there was a brand that could genuinely trade purely on race credibility it would be Ferrari, but they decided to sell the prancing horse to every man and his 8 year old child draped from head to toe in red. Ghastly way to kill a brand. And the whole "You can't purchase one of our top cars unless you already own a hundred of them and can never sell it" just pisses me off. No need at all, your brand is so watered down anyway that there's no point trying to be snobby about it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 sorry i don't have a sarcasm smiley Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon+Kat Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 Remember this pile of shite? Suzuki X90, cunningly combining the dissadvantages of 2seaters (only one passanger) and small 4x4s (shite to drive on the road) with no advantages at all 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjcdeans Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 Astra Mk4 (general standard ones) just a awful car, when the ford came out with the focus the astra was a terrible car to start with. Not to mention the ones with black bumpers (AKA Not colour coded) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetSet Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 (edited) Cayenne, pointless status symbol. Alfasud, the ultimate rot box, took Alfa Romeo several years to recover from this disaster. Subaru XT, Believe it or not they actually sold a handful of these in The U.K Pete Edited April 24, 2013 by JetSet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raduv66 Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 I have no problem with BMW drivers just the cars having owned an M3 with the most dim-witted traction control in any car I've driven and having a 1 series as a company car for a year . Any way like most on here I'm the best driver on the road and everyone else is a idiot in a car whatever they drive . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flex Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 Hmm... Ekona started this thread to find out that Porkers suck big time? Toyota Prius and Hyundai Accent, hate them! He has gone quiet hasn't he? Not at all, I'm quite used to people being very wrong on here I want to include Ferraris in my list too. Actually it's not Ferraris themselves I hate, although some are pretty dire (whoever was behind the quality control for the 355 interior wants shooting), but the brand. It's a dead, diseased corporate whore that chases every single last penny. If ever there was a brand that could genuinely trade purely on race credibility it would be Ferrari, but they decided to sell the prancing horse to every man and his 8 year old child draped from head to toe in red. Ghastly way to kill a brand. And the whole "You can't purchase one of our top cars unless you already own a hundred of them and can never sell it" just pisses me off. No need at all, your brand is so watered down anyway that there's no point trying to be snobby about it. kind of post I'd expect from someone who has a 1500 quid office chair Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adrian@TORQEN Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 (edited) kind of post I'd expect from someone who has a 1500 quid office chair Made by Ferrari? Edited April 24, 2013 by octet 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flex Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 Brill! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrumbMC Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 Audi A5, especially the diesel S-line model. Everyone who has one seems to think it's a sports car.... hmmm dreary diesel lump with front wheel drive and a hugely imbalanced chassis in favour of understeer. "yeah but it's sporty"... just because my teeth hurt when i'm in it doesnt make it sporty, that makes it crap. i also hate any drivers car that has been put on air ride, especially with performance enhancing engine mods... WHY!?!?!?! or one that has had this done to it: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrumbMC Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 (edited) Also a guy at my work has just got an SLK 2 litre diesil with an AMG body kit. purely for posing reasons i image. WHY ARE PEOPLE RUINING CONVERTABLES WITH HORRID SOUNDING, UNINSPIRING ENGINES!?!?!?! Edited April 24, 2013 by CrumbMC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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