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1. My sunset orange paint glowing at night under streetlights and in the day on a sunny day. 2. Hate how sunset orange looks on an overcast day......like pollen or mustard

My mate phoned me and said recently he cries each time after having sex .......HE IS IN PRISON THOUGH

Not 100% sure but i think its along the passenger door sill or thereabouts....i think

Hi Stan I need some time management tips off you. I don't even seem to be able to even squeeze in a car wash these days with my toddler demanding all my attention. My non petrol head friends say JUST LET HER JOIN IN AND HELP DETAIL YOUR ZED

I drive past a E46 coupe on BBS LMs (or replicas at least) on the way to work. They sure are gorgeous rims If you do get them PICS A PLENTY PLEASE!

I must admit I didn't fall in love with the zed at first sight on release. However, after seeing some with just a mild drop and spacers opened my eyes. On seeing a Nismo V1 kitted zed in EVO magazine I just had to have one. SO IN THIS CASE I WOULD HAVE TO DISAGREE. Visually the zed does look better with a little fettling even if just spacers and a drop IMHO

On a serious note.......these midget jokes are dangerous. I was in Tescos a while back telling a mate a midget joke on the phone. Finished the call, put the phone away. Glanced behind me. THERE'S ONLY A BLEEDING MIDGET IN THE QUEUE RIGHT BEHIND ME In a millisecond had to decide best tactic for damage limitation. CARRIED ON LOOKING AROUND BEHIND OVER HIS HEAD AS IF I DIDN'T SEE HIM DOWN THERE! I think that probably added insult to injury. Spent the next few days looking over my shoulder (and down a bit ) in case the midget in question came looking for revenge . All a true story. I kid you not.

Imagine if you were stoned and saw this guy doing his thing for real Almost seems too awesome to be real.

Depreciation is a b!tch. When cars of this calibre are deemed worth so little it is criminal. I just hope it doesn't get to the stage where a fully loaded zed drops in price to the extent where the buyer in effect pays full price for it's Volks and bodykit and gets the Zed for free Whatever your decision Chris, I hope you get your "MOTORING MOJO" back.

Your girlfriend would probably feel too scared to drive your zed again even if you offered. Still, feel your pain. As they say time is a healer and it won't seem as terrible an event once sorted. Reminds me of a mate who came home to find a massive gash down the side of his black zed. Stormed into the house fuming to find his missus nursing his toddler who crashed his trike into said vehicle then tumbled and banged his head

How do people view Zed owners? Flash gits? Down to earth and above all the badge snobbery malarky? Loaded? One reason for asking is I have found that when tradesmen come round and see the zed on the drive they normally come up with the same ol remark......."you must be doing alright" followed by a dubious quote. Seriously thinking of parking round the corner when tradesmen come even though next doors mondeo is worth more than my 05 zed. Maybe I'm just paranoid about tradesmen, in which case ignore my random babbling

Ahhh....the infamous SUCCESS OF MARRIAGE thread. I thought that thread got banished and vapourised never to be seen again. Not sure the mods would like to see that resurrected but it sure did make me chuckle.

The wife told me to go to the doctors and get some of those tablets that help you get an erection........you should have seen her face when I tossed her some slimming pills! The wife and I walked passed a swanky new restaurant last night. "Did you smell that food, it smelt incredible!" she said. Being the nice guy I am, I thought "sod it, I'll treat her." so we walked past it again. We did go out for a meal though, and whilst the wife was in the toilet, the waiter asked "and what will the lovely lady be having?"...."I don't know" I replied, "probably a sh$t" The wife had a near death experience the other day....silly cow thought she could Hoover while the football was on! Why were hurricanes normally named after women........because when they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them. ....and finally What do you do with 365 used condoms.....melt them down, make a tyre and call it a Goodyear

Varta blue top. D47 code......I think. Meant to be a good choice but just double check the code and fitment as only 99%sure

Had our yearly safety visit from British Gas. "Mike" the engineer arrived......owner of a black coupe on Nismo LMGT-4s and we chatted zed's for a bit. Pointed him in the direction of the forum and when he asked for garage recommendations he was happy to hear L&G give club discounts. JUST A SHAME HE ARRIVED IN HIS BLUE VAN AND NOT THE ZED

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I shall keep my fingers crossed you get a new engine. Can you imagine the ball ache if you had bought the car privately

viewtopic.php?f=22&t=41303&hilit=Iron Heres the thread. Used to be called Iron cut, now Iron X. The pics are in reverse order The last one is what it's like with the bonded rusting iron particles.

Try a fallout remover. I use one called Iron X. I have a thread on here showing it's use on a White mini.

This kid is the next NOTORIOUS B.I.G for sure Kid must be on steroids or something http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pK0iBqu2nCU

Changing from a 1.6 golf to a Zed will give you a monumental buzz. You'll feel as though the car's running on "DILITHIUM CRYSTALS"

Welcome aboard. Always had a soft spot for the 300zx so pics are always welcome

A recurring annoyance for me are groups of cyclists riding in clusters upto 3 side by side Usually adorned in their club Lycra suits cruising rather than racing holding up traffic. GODDAMN POSERS.

I got the one that you're meant to dilute and pour over the car. Diluted it 1:4 to use like the spray version, but not sure if it's the same stuff but just a different concentration. As an insider do you know if it is the same concentration as the spray?

I had the same problem. Tried all the deleting cookies etc.......no joy. Now I go to " in private " browsing and visit the forum from here Result