Grundy Posted November 7, 2014 Posted November 7, 2014 Lanlord sent us all a message today (I live in a 5 bed house share) Basically saying she is going to cook for us all tonight...would be nice if you could be there! I was bad enough at attending family meals, let alone stranger meals Am I ungrateful? All I was planning on doing was going home and just chilling, watching a film or something. Now I don't want to go home Quote
Ekona Posted November 7, 2014 Posted November 7, 2014 This is the equivalent of your boss buying lunch. You may not want to go, but ultimately you know you have to just to keep the peace. 3 Quote
BulletMagnet Posted November 7, 2014 Posted November 7, 2014 If there is a bowl involved for car keys....RUN!!! (..or stay, depends on what floats your boat ) 2 Quote
Grundy Posted November 7, 2014 Author Posted November 7, 2014 If there is a bowl involved for car keys....RUN!!! (..or stay, depends on what floats your boat ) She is also a swinger -.- has a husband and an OPEN relationship NO SHE IS NOT ATTRACTIVE 2 Quote
Ebized Posted November 7, 2014 Posted November 7, 2014 Maybe she has the hots for you Grundy, as you find out on arrival the other 4 were not invited 3 Quote
Grundy Posted November 7, 2014 Author Posted November 7, 2014 Maybe she has the hots for you Grundy, as you find out on arrival the other 4 were not invited This is what my colleagues are saying, and the house mates have already joked around that she likes me -.- Why is my life never boring and simple Quote
Ebized Posted November 7, 2014 Posted November 7, 2014 Better get hair done and that something for the weekend on your way home Quote
DoogyRev Posted November 7, 2014 Posted November 7, 2014 Have a good evening Grundy . . . :lol: 2 Quote
Grundy Posted November 7, 2014 Author Posted November 7, 2014 There is no winning situation for me here Quote
Grundy Posted November 7, 2014 Author Posted November 7, 2014 Like how long do I have to sit at the table for after we've finished, I'm a fussy eater! What's it going to be?!? Do I have to ask to be excused from the table? I haven't eating at home on a table for years!!! Do I need to wash up her mess? I guess I can't touch my phone and get my forum fix?!? Do I have to eat it all? Again very fussy eater! What if all the other house mates don't come?!?!?!? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Quote
DoogyRev Posted November 7, 2014 Posted November 7, 2014 Do I need to wash up her mess? Do I have to eat it all? What if all the other house mates don't cum?!?!?!? As Will would say . . . :scare: 2 Quote
Tricky-Ricky Posted November 7, 2014 Posted November 7, 2014 She wants to sell up If there is a bowl involved for car keys....RUN!!! (..or stay, depends on what floats your boat ) Two of the first thoughts that came to my mind LOL! Quote
Bodyboarder81 Posted November 7, 2014 Posted November 7, 2014 I reckon your gonna get raped ........ But then probably cheaper rent next month Quote
rabbitstew Posted November 7, 2014 Posted November 7, 2014 Could be fun. I had a similar situation a few years back when a mates mum kept inviting me over to "fix" her computer. She`d answer the door all dolled up and it nearly always transpired nothing was wrong with the computer. She`d co-incidentally have just cooked something for tea which she was eager to share with me and always plied with me alcohol. Naively I didnt think anything of it until about the 4th time it happened then I twigged she had the hots for me. Was a bit embarrassing and everything, especially as it was my best mates mum. I cant watch the American Pie films in the same light now. Quote
Keyser Posted November 7, 2014 Posted November 7, 2014 You can come and hide in the Zed Shed if you like We even have running Zeds so you could listen to an engine 5 Quote
Humpy Posted November 7, 2014 Posted November 7, 2014 She wants to sell up +1 Sounds like she has some news to tell you all. Rent going up etc or it could just be a nice gesture but very strange either way. Quote
350 Russ Posted November 7, 2014 Posted November 7, 2014 SHE IS NOT ATTRACTIVE What's wrong with that, unattractive ladies need love too. 1 Quote
350zedd Posted November 7, 2014 Posted November 7, 2014 If there is a bowl involved for car keys....RUN!!! (..or stay, depends on what floats your boat ) She is also a swinger -.- has a husband and an OPEN relationship SHE IS VERY ATTRACTIVE No problem there.....just take a bottle of wine!! Quote
Grundy Posted November 7, 2014 Author Posted November 7, 2014 No sympathy And we even managed to bring my dead engine up Quote
Jetpilot Posted November 7, 2014 Posted November 7, 2014 SHE IS NOT ATTRACTIVE What's wrong with that, unattractive ladies need love too. And often far more grateful and keen to please Rent going up is my thoughts 1 Quote
Jonny Z Posted November 7, 2014 Posted November 7, 2014 Well, you could cover all bases by taking an extra £100 out of the cashpoint then practice this on the way home- https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080216115451AAP4fWM Either way, good luck 1 Quote
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