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Grundy

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Lanlord sent us all a message today (I live in a 5 bed house share)

 

Basically saying she is going to cook for us all tonight...would be nice if you could be there!

 

 

 

I was bad enough at attending family meals, let alone stranger meals :lol:

Am I ungrateful? All I was planning on doing was going home and just chilling, watching a film or something.

 

Now I don't want to go home :lol::surrender:

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Maybe she has the hots for you Grundy, as you find out on arrival the other 4 were not invited :stir:

This is what my colleagues are saying, and the house mates have already joked around that she likes me -.-

Why is my life never boring and simple :lol:

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Like how long do I have to sit at the table for after we've finished,

I'm a fussy eater! What's it going to be?!?

Do I have to ask to be excused from the table?

I haven't eating at home on a table for years!!!

Do I need to wash up her mess? :lol:

I guess I can't touch my phone and get my forum fix?!?

Do I have to eat it all? Again very fussy eater!

What if all the other house mates don't come?!?!?!?

 

 

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Could be fun. I had a similar situation a few years back when a mates mum kept inviting me over to "fix" her computer. She`d answer the door all dolled up and it nearly always transpired nothing was wrong with the computer. She`d co-incidentally have just cooked something for tea which she was eager to share with me and always plied with me alcohol.

 

Naively I didnt think anything of it until about the 4th time it happened then I twigged she had the hots for me. Was a bit embarrassing and everything, especially as it was my best mates mum. I cant watch the American Pie films in the same light now.

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If there is a bowl involved for car keys....RUN!!! (..or stay, depends on what floats your boat :lol: )

She is also a swinger -.- has a husband and an OPEN relationship SHE IS VERY ATTRACTIVE

 

No problem there.....just take a bottle of wine!!

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