Strudul Posted March 21, 2017 Posted March 21, 2017 Just use Google Sheets, it's cloud based, you modify it in real-time online. 1 Quote
andybp Posted March 21, 2017 Posted March 21, 2017 Someone's never had the munchies hey I can't edit the spreadsheet could some one put mine in 22/3/17 08:30 500g length 12cm girth 20cm(thats gonna hurt) Quote
DoogyRev Posted March 21, 2017 Posted March 21, 2017 You missed a column . . . Name I am going with Poopy McPoop Face or Alan 1 Quote
ATTAK Z Posted March 21, 2017 Posted March 21, 2017 453.592 ... I see what you did there Doogy 1 Quote
DoogyRev Posted March 21, 2017 Posted March 21, 2017 perhaps I should have gone with linglong as the name . . we all know how much dan thinks they are sh1t Quote
Ekona Posted March 22, 2017 Author Posted March 22, 2017 Update! ...Still no poo. But wind! Lots of wind! AND I'VE BEEN ALLOWED PROPER FOOD! I suspect a poo can't be too far away. Quote
Stutopia Posted March 22, 2017 Posted March 22, 2017 Get a chicken vindaloo delivered, sorted. 1 Quote
Ekona Posted March 22, 2017 Author Posted March 22, 2017 Jo had to leave early as apparently I've started self-fumigating the room 3 Quote
WINKJ Posted March 22, 2017 Posted March 22, 2017 Just use Google Sheets, it's cloud based, you modify it in real-time online. you're taking my job! 1 Quote
ph 7 Posted March 22, 2017 Posted March 22, 2017 Just read this through, what a mess! Hope you get everything sorted. now onto the more important side of things, the poo predictor. i can't edit it either so could someone pop in my details? Your name PH 7 DOB 23/03/17 TOB 04:20 Weight (g) 2500 Length (cm) 3 then 12 (defo pinch off after the initial pain) Girth (cm) 8 falling to 4 Name 50 Shades of Poo 2 Quote
WillisRR Posted March 22, 2017 Posted March 22, 2017 (edited) Ahh sorry to hear this mate. Everything is secondary to your health. Hope you have swift recovery! Been meaning to get private healthcare too. Has to be worth it! Edited March 22, 2017 by WillisRR 1 Quote
Strudul Posted March 22, 2017 Posted March 22, 2017 Just read this through, what a mess! Hope you get everything sorted. now onto the more important side of things, the poo predictor. i can't edit it either so could someone pop in my details? Your name PH 7 DOB 23/03/17 TOB 04:20 Weight (g) 2500 Length (cm) 3 then 12 (defo pinch off after the initial pain) Girth (cm) 8 falling to 4 Name 50 Shades of Poo You can if you use the right link... Quote
Ekona Posted March 22, 2017 Author Posted March 22, 2017 I had more food for tea, haddock and veg with a sauce. A sauce! There are now rumblings. Genuine, bubbly rumblings. I don't want to get too excited as I've been here before, but... 1 Quote
DoogyRev Posted March 22, 2017 Posted March 22, 2017 I had more food for tea, haddock and veg with a sauce. A sauce! There are now rumblings. Genuine, bubbly rumblings. I don't want to get too excited as I've been here before, but... I hope you have made the necessary arrangements and notifications for this evacuation. Has the HAZMAT team arrived yet? 1 Quote
andybp Posted March 22, 2017 Posted March 22, 2017 Knew I'd forgotten something... Dan if you don't go soon this thing will be so big it will have it's own gravity and it'll tear your rusty sherrifs badge 2 Quote
The G Man Posted March 22, 2017 Posted March 22, 2017 Go on, have a big jobby, I hope you'll be fixed when the 'event' finally happens. Otherwise, you'll just get fat like me Quote
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