Would you marry again?

[EH 370z]

Would You marry Again? - Priceless

 

 

A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the Wife looks over

at him and asks the question....

 

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"

 

HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

 

WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"

 

HUSBAND: "Of course I do.."

 

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry? "

 

HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."

 

WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)

 

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)

 

WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"

 

HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."

 

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

 

HUSBAND: "Where

else would we sleep?"

 

WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"

 

HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."

 

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

 

HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

 

WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"

 

HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."

 

WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?

 

HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times."

 

WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?

 

HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

 

WIFE: -- silence --

 

HUSBAND: "@*!#."

[350 Russ]

[Ian]

[Hennerz]

[JetSet]

Brilliant

 

 

Pete

[Stoker11]

[Will370z]

[ATTAK Z]

Made me laugh

[Ricey]

[SwanageDave]

Nicked

[Vik54]

it was in the Success of Marriage thread - think it was one of Tarmac's finds

[Humpy]

Very good

[glrnet]

[CrumbMC]

[DoogyRev]