Someone Living in Cuckooland

[nurrish]

Just what he has done with the pics makes my eye bleed! Then there's the price

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/NISSAN-350Z-V3-Veilside-328BHP-M3-AMG-RS-ST-VXR-/120619212992?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item1c157720c0

[chrisjones6699]

COUGH....COUGHCOUGH!! WTF!?

[Husky]

i think this is a repost.

 

 

K&N Typhoon induction system + K&N Gold oil filter + Full NISMO exhaust = 328 BHP

 

 

but

you have to rebuild the axles and have £900 custom spacers built

 

?? has he actually gone to the trouble of rebuilding the axles!

[DoogyRev]

 

I think he missed ghia off the end of...M3 AMG RS ST VXR

[Wasso]

Vandenplas!!

[Vik54]

Look well done for a failside (no offence intended its just a Marmite thing! ) - but £20k WTF

[mab1]

the sound is better than a DB9

 

Will the drugs your taking be included in the sale price of the car?

[Ian]

Every aspect of the engine has genuine N1 carbon fiber replacements and it looks unique in every way.

 

Carbon pistons & rods FTW

 

The clutch is the most expensive and high speed clutch on the market £1400 and really makes a difference - its also the only part of the 350z which is almost guaranteed to fail at around 25k miles

 

My cars a freak, 36K on original clutch & still going strong. But then I dont have the powahhhhh that this kit produces

[DoogyRev]

But then I dont have the powahhhhh that this kit produces

 

[Wasso]

I've just send the idiot a mssage asking to see dyno reports to substantiate his 328bhp. Bet the response is it's never been dyno'ed

[glrnet]

Beat me to it Doogy What bloody planet is he on, or more to the point the person that buys it for that money?

 

 

I think he missed ghia off the end of...M3 AMG RS ST VXR

[glrnet]

Del boy would be proud of that sales pitch

[Will370z]

the sound is better than a DB9

 

Will the drugs your taking be included in the sale price of the car?

 

 

man what a car, wonder if he will consider a Part Ex

[ATTAK Z]

This car is immaculate and would walk any or all jap/performance car shows should that be your cup of tea

 

 

 

wha'tevva

[D4XNY]

I think I might fit a veilside kit to gain that extra 40bhp or so

[rtbiscuit]

i'm impressed that a typhoon filter and a nismo exhaust make an extra 48 BHP and all that with out a remap. that car is a rolling miracle. next thing is it will float on water, fly and cure lepers.

[Wasso]

It would be more than 48bhp if it's a 2003 model, they only came with 276 horse, so that makes it 52bhp!!

 

He hasn't messaged me back to confirm via dyno reports!!

[Husky]

i looked and he doesnt have an electric SC fitted so cant be true.

[Sarnie]

How many lies can one person fit into an advert??

 

Looks like he shops for his parts at Harrods too! £3k for them @*!# wheels, £1800 for seats............

[rich5259]

seats look like the optional mesh ones from the roadster so £1800 is probably the nissan list price, like £2500 for the Rays wheels

[docwra]

i'm impressed that a typhoon filter and a nismo exhaust make an extra 48 BHP and all that with out a remap. that car is a rolling miracle. next thing is it will float on water, fly and cure lepers.

 

Surely the £1400 "most expensive clutch in the world ever" does that though??

 

Apparently the standard clutch is guaranteed to fail at 25K miles. Mine has done 90K, with a fair number of them sideways - how lucky am I??

[Wasso]

Aha - I have message in return to my question to the seller. I asked if he had dyno reports, his response is as follows:

 

Hi Ian,

Unfortunately i do not have the dyno reports for the car.

I have only had the car for about 4 months and did not recieve this off the previous owner.

The 328bhp is infomation i recieved when I purchased it.

Basically the increase in the cars power is from the induction kit, ehaust system and carbon racing clutch - The are no other engine mods.

 

I had the car back from the garage for the paint work day before yesterday so she is looking fine!!!!

 

the heads this car turns in unbelievable.

 

if theres anything you wish to know feel free to ask....

Sorry for the sales pitch too!!!!!

 

Anyone fancy constructing a reply

 

Personally I think he should dyno the car first before he starts advertising a car that clearly does not have that much horsepower!!

[Wasso]

Has this thread died, as I think it could get interesting from this point forward.....

 

Anyone fancy asking some questions..... I could do with a laugh today!!

[rtbiscuit]

i was going to email him correcting all the errors in his ad, but i can't log on to ebay at work. the BHP was going to be my first correction, followed by the clutch statement, and then asking him about his optimistic pricing of parts.

[Ian]

I might offer him a straight swap for mine