Ekona

Ah, but the rest of us don't have to have a mandatory booster seat fitted ;)

You're an evil man

Just promise me that, when this is over, that you'll remove all the stupid things and replace them with regular nuts.

It won't be the fuel, or at least it's highly unlikely to be. You might notice stale fuel by knocking at high revs, but pootling out of the garage in reverse? Very doubtful. My guess would be an air leak post-MAF, so the car isn't reading the amount of air actually entering the throttle body. Pop the deck and give everything a real good wiggle, see if anything has dried out or come loose.

Great minds and all that! :lol: At least I bothered with the applause too :p

Y'know what? I haven't, and I think I'm glad of that

Pointless. Much like CIE, all this does is make life awkward for people who do bother to play by the rules. Would a criminal in a car who wanted to disguise the identity change the colour by wrapping the car (cost £1000), or change the plates (cost £20)? No brainer. And what do you do if the entire vehicle isn't covered? What constitutes an entire vehicle wrap? And yes, I've done mine before anyone asks.

A biscuit? A tiny round of applause? A hamster? The world is your oyster. I suggest starting with a large demand, then expect to be haggled down. So maybe a 200m yacht, and then settle for a Curly Wurly.

Or the civilised world, as we call it.

If you don't spin once, you're not trying hard enough.

Just tell us in a new post.

Or, and this is a guess, it might be the MAF.

Bet he's got the coil packs plugged in incorrectly.

My fronts are ok but i will need back ones soon. Great! What are they?

*tyres And they're okay. What are you putting on the front?

Lotus Elise!

AMG G Wagen!

Correct, by law he was deemed to be in control of the vehicle. However, you can't prosecute someone for speeding when they weren't driving. Drunk in charge? Possibly, but they have no idea how much he'd drunk and he might say he was just being cautious after having half a shandy. It's impossible to prosecute beyond reasonable doubt. So I say again, would you be happy to be banned from driving in the same circumstances?

Def an F, you can tell by the bonnet drop off at the front and the height of the wing mirrors. And the little shark fin thing at the back. V6 S manual?

Rekt

Really? So with no proof whatsoever, you'd be happy if you had a ban just because the mags think you're pulling a fast one?