If you had purchased £1,000 of Northern Rock shares one year ago it would now be worth: £4.95
If you had purchased £1,000 of HBOS shares, earlier this week your £1,000 would now have been worth: £16.50
£1,000 invested in XL Leisure would now be worth less than a fiver.
However, if you bought £1,000 worth of Tennents Lager one year ago, drank it all, then took the empty cans to an aluminium re-cycling plant, you would now get: £214
My investment advice is to drink heavily.