Toon Chris

I saw in Smiths that a 350Z was in this months fast car mag. Terrible mag, although once it was good and I had my car in it twice Then it went all Nova and bikini girls and that was the end of it. Is the 350z in the mag anyone we know?

That's a bit cheeky isn't it? Batman, badbreed, whatever your new name is

yuck. I bet it does turn heads, but not for the right reasons.

For many years, my favourite (clean) joke :) My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him in.

Yikes, that is hard on a laptop!

Yep, money in the bank, just waiting for somewhere to spend it...:teeth:

Old as the hills but worth a chortle still Genuine clips from letters sent to the Council Housing Department in London. 1. My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has fungus growing on it. 2. He's got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just can't take it anymore. 3. It's the dog mess that I find hard to swallow. 4. I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob off. 5. I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage. 6. And their 18 year old son is continually banging his balls against my fence. 7. I wish to report that the tiles are missing from the outside toilet roof. I think it was bad wind the other night that blew them off. 8. My lavatory seat is cracked, where do I stand? 9. Will you please send someone to mend the garden path. My wife tripped and fell on it yesterday and now she is pregnant. 10. I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen. 11. 50% of the wall are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster and 50 % are just plain filthy. 12. I am still having problems with smoke in my drawers. 13. The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it is cleared. 14. Will you please send a man to look at my water, it is a funny colour and not fit to drink. 15. Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces. 16. The man next door has a large erection in the back garden, which is unsightly and dangerous. 17. Our kitchen floor is damp. We have two children and would like a third so please send someone round to do something about it. 18. I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would you please do something about the noise made by the man on top of me every night. 19. Please send a man with the right tool to finish the job and satisfy my wife. 20. I have had the Clerk of Works down on the floor six times but still I have no satisfaction.

Ah yes, I did a similar thing with some small French bangers once, although with a PITA 'mate', not anyone tough. The guy was dazed and deaf for half an hour. Hilarious at the time, probably a prison offense nowadays (actually it probably was then as well). Oh, BTW Stanski, he is a (d). They are everywhere in cities. Either fags cost to much or they just don't care. Considering white trainers are 2p nowadays that is no sign of affluence.

Ah, old but sort of fun for a bit http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtJRNyPK-lc The famous Indian 'Girly Man' Thriller...

Enjoy, enjoy : And...

It's out of a 2005 and the owner was still using cassettes? Which parallel universe was he driving in?

What a revolting phrase. Makes you sound like one of her piles

Erm, was he brushing his teeth at the time? Does he know the shopkeeper? Maybe it's a trick an he actually isn't blind at all? Oh well, shutting down ...

But does she just carry on when you re-inflate her? Seems like a design flaw in there somewhere

Wasn't there that thing in the UK called the she-wee? A funnel type device that the ladies could push in through their trouser flies. You can wee anywhere without undressing, including up against a tree. Just what Nixy needs! Found the link http://www.shewee.com/how.html See point 2 - aim away from the feet

After the Wales disaster - defo! 1. H5 2. martinmac 3. Chesterfield 4. M13KYF 5. Beavis 6. Renegade 7. Toon Chris

I`m not sure I quite understand the need for spacers as shown in the link. It looks like the original speakers already have spacer so can't these be reused (if you buy new speakers of the right size of course). Also, it looks as if you can *almost* get the speakers out without taking the door off. Possible? Or foolish to even try...?

You dirty man!

Two days walking in the Cheviot hills for me I think. Its a nice twisty drive to get there too Oh yes, and some beers in the Boathouse at Wylam tonight to celebrate, um, Friday. I think I`ll take the train for this though

Cheers Me too, if you need it. You wouldn't know it from my posts but I proof read documents at work for grammar etc. I`m not much good at commenting artistic merit though!

Autogas 2000 are the experts so if they say no, it really is a bad idea. I ran a V6 alfa for 6 yeras and it was sweet but to avoid you thinking that it is just a money saver, that MPG figure is wrong. You will get about 2/3 of the mpg per litre on LPG as on Petrol. The calorific value of lpg is lower by volume so less energy in the cylinder when bang happens. I found it made my car as economical as a diesel when you took fuel costs and mpg into account. On the plus side, a petrol car is cheaper to buy than a diesel (generally), a petrol car is more fun to drive than a standard diesel (generally), and the cleanliness of the lpg is an environmental bonus. Also it is kind to the engine and the opil so engines tend to last for a long time (the alfa isn't mine any more but is still running fine and is nearly at 250K miles now). On the minus side, a chipped diesel is a better deal nowadays. The LPG tank takes up too much space, the tank range is generally poor so you are forever filling up, oh yes, and apparently it will melt your 350z valves. See - you aren't missing a lot

Very nice! Suspension is rapidly rising up my list as well but a few more things to get first. Did you have the Y pipe with your exhaust Lexx? I didn't but am considering it as part of my next Phil visit. BTW, look what I found... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... -case.html

Selling on the back of a supercharger and not one engine pic? Nah...

Is that bolt action one on top a spud gun?? It's got a spud attachment on it