Toon Chris

Darn, I knew the GF should have been heaved out He was only running about 300bhp... A least I got a point for the exhaust note

My DTE was practically poking me in the eye! Still only got 74ish liters in though.

Just put £90.01 into the tank It's still worth it though It makes the ESR mods seem almost cheap

Um, white? That is about the extent of it It did have posh wheels though so some money had been spent.

Thanks guys, that helps. Was feeling a bit

Had a nice run around the countryside yesterday and at one point found myself on some empty (!) dual carriageways with a Toyota GT4. So off we went with me in the lead. Now I know he has a turbo and I know I have my GF with me but even so I couldn't shake him. He was foot to the floor and was keeping up, you could see the front end bob with the turbo kicking in, but he had mor puff than I did. When I got to miles an hour he cruised slowly but surely past me. All good natured and thumbs-up smiling but I`m a bit gutted that he nailed me. After all, on paper he has less bhp and torque. The GF sarcastically suggested I boot her out as she was unnecessary ballast - a good idea but it was too late as traffic was appearing ahead and it was time to slow down again Curse this stupid ECU. Time to hand the credit card to Phil again... Can anyone say anything comforting to make me feel happier

Well obviously it's not there any more

It's still there at the moment. Nice front grill, mate

How disappointing. I signed up just to read the fast car 350Z piece and it's not in the mag they sent. Jesus but that Fast Car mag is shite!

Probably best to email him direct... eastshoreracing@btinternet.com

I saw in Smiths that a 350Z was in this months fast car mag. Terrible mag, although once it was good and I had my car in it twice Then it went all Nova and bikini girls and that was the end of it. Is the 350z in the mag anyone we know?

That's a bit cheeky isn't it? Batman, badbreed, whatever your new name is

yuck. I bet it does turn heads, but not for the right reasons.

For many years, my favourite (clean) joke :) My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him in.

Yikes, that is hard on a laptop!

Yep, money in the bank, just waiting for somewhere to spend it...:teeth:

Old as the hills but worth a chortle still Genuine clips from letters sent to the Council Housing Department in London. 1. My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has fungus growing on it. 2. He's got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just can't take it anymore. 3. It's the dog mess that I find hard to swallow. 4. I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob off. 5. I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage. 6. And their 18 year old son is continually banging his balls against my fence. 7. I wish to report that the tiles are missing from the outside toilet roof. I think it was bad wind the other night that blew them off. 8. My lavatory seat is cracked, where do I stand? 9. Will you please send someone to mend the garden path. My wife tripped and fell on it yesterday and now she is pregnant. 10. I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen. 11. 50% of the wall are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster and 50 % are just plain filthy. 12. I am still having problems with smoke in my drawers. 13. The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it is cleared. 14. Will you please send a man to look at my water, it is a funny colour and not fit to drink. 15. Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces. 16. The man next door has a large erection in the back garden, which is unsightly and dangerous. 17. Our kitchen floor is damp. We have two children and would like a third so please send someone round to do something about it. 18. I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would you please do something about the noise made by the man on top of me every night. 19. Please send a man with the right tool to finish the job and satisfy my wife. 20. I have had the Clerk of Works down on the floor six times but still I have no satisfaction.

Ah yes, I did a similar thing with some small French bangers once, although with a PITA 'mate', not anyone tough. The guy was dazed and deaf for half an hour. Hilarious at the time, probably a prison offense nowadays (actually it probably was then as well). Oh, BTW Stanski, he is a (d). They are everywhere in cities. Either fags cost to much or they just don't care. Considering white trainers are 2p nowadays that is no sign of affluence.

Ah, old but sort of fun for a bit http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtJRNyPK-lc The famous Indian 'Girly Man' Thriller...

Enjoy, enjoy : And...

It's out of a 2005 and the owner was still using cassettes? Which parallel universe was he driving in?

What a revolting phrase. Makes you sound like one of her piles

Erm, was he brushing his teeth at the time? Does he know the shopkeeper? Maybe it's a trick an he actually isn't blind at all? Oh well, shutting down ...

But does she just carry on when you re-inflate her? Seems like a design flaw in there somewhere