Toon Chris

Utter sacrilege

I hate to think what you were typing into a search engine to find that

My car is always dirty, but then I drive it rather than spend a whole week polishing bits that are going to get a bluebottle and a few pebbles spread all over them the next time I go anywhere.

Now that is very good

Something to cheer you up Stanski...

I`m running on continentals too so I`ll be interested to hear what difference you find with the Falkens

What - £350 for a new exhaust from Phil not cheap enough?

I work a lot in the area of EDRMS systems. Without going into detail, suffice it to say that Sharepoint is a hot product and is exactly the right area to be going into. You won't find it too hard to get a job and get some decent wages. Believe it or not, Local Government is a good place to start. You may have to be prepared to move farther afield to find the ideal job but there are some big councils not too far from you which may be worth trying when you have finished your course.

Yikes, but sadly inevitable if you take those sorts of risks. Even so, I bet his life was more fun that most peoples

That man is going to die young I can't even walk that fast on the flat!

It's great in Chinese as you can supply your own words. Like when the cop starts to chase him and he looks in the mirror and says '##' which is obviously Chinese for 'B*ll*cks' Nice blooper right at the end, too

After fitting a plenum spacer and everything settling down, I am now averaging 1.5 mpg more. No need to buy a new car, just pay £200 for a spacer in the Z

http://www.350z-uk.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=14660 Fantastic colour and ready to be bought!

Erm... a slight mistake...

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/LHD-Alfa-Romeo-91 ... .m14.l1318

Pillock

Erm... doesn't bump starting knacker the cats due to petrol washing over them? Or is that some old wives tale or even just for old carb cars When jumping, connect the earth to the chassis, not the battery, although again, I thought jump-starting a modern car could fry the ecu??

The best of congrats matey ! I waited 8 years before the ring and it's now 4 years later and we still aren't married!

Def check the fluid level. Presuming it is working again now you may have got an air-lock if it is a bit low, or you have a leak. Check the fluid is clean too.

Check in the for sale section here. A VERY nice chilli red is going for a song in Newcastle. Low mileage too. Ok so it isn't a GT but that isn't important really. You will find that all the GT bits are the bits you probably want to change later anyway

So just buy one key and save some money Anyway, seriously I very much doubt it will cost as much as your new alarm. Even Alfa only just make it to that sum and everything Alfa is double normal prices

I saw you going through town the other day. It's a sweet looking car! Chilli is so good as a colour

I fix Alfa car keys for a hobby. I`ve fixed literally hundreds! I`m happy to take a look at yours if you like. Check the spare works first then drop me a PM if you are interested and I`ll send you my address. I`ll fix for free (minus postage and if you need any parts, but generally they are cheap) as it will get me into the Nissan key fixing market