Toon Chris

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I WANT ONE OF THESE!!!:teeth: http://vimeo.com/2638558

Here is the Washington Post's annual Mensa Invitational, which once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are the 2008 winners: 1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time. 2. Ignoranus : A person who's both stupid and an a*shole. 3. Intaxication : Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with. 4. Reintarnation : Coming back to life as a hillbilly. 5. Bozone ( n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future. 6. Foreploy : Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid. 7. Giraffiti : Vandalism spray-painted very, very high 8. Sarchasm : The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it. 9. Inoculatte : To take coffee intravenously when you are running late. 10. Osteopornosis : A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.) 11. Karmageddon : It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer. 12. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you. 13. Glibido : All talk and no action. 14. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly. 15. Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web. 16. Beelzebug (n.) : Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out. 17. Caterpallor ( n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating. The Washington Post has also published the winning submissions to its yearly contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words. And the winners are: 1. Coffee, n. The person upon whom one coughs. 2. Flabbergasted, adj. Appalled by discovering how much weight one has gained. 3. Abdicate, v. To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach. 4. Esplanade, v. To attempt an explanation while drunk. 5. Willy-nilly, adj. Impotent. 6. Negligent, adj. Absentmindedly answering the door when wearing only a nightgown.. 7. Lymph, v. To walk with a lisp. 8. Gargoyle, n. Olive-flavored mouthwash. 9. Flatulence, n. Emergency vehicle that picks up someone who has been run over by a steamroller. 10. Balderdash, n. A rapidly receding hairline. 11. Testicle, n. A humorous question on an exam. 12. Rectitude, n. The formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists. 13. Pokemon, n.. A Rastafarian proctologist. 14. Oyster, n. A person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms. 15. Frisbeetarianism , n. The belief that, after death, the soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there. 16. Circumvent , n.. An opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men

Hmm. I`ve come tot he conclusion that it is the board, not me, that is screwing up the poll It doesn't seem able to list 4 items properly. Oh well, it was a pretty pointless post anyway

the answer is, so stupid i can't get the poll to work properly

Is this her??

The cancellation charges are levied by the insurers, not the brokers. The broker does levy a charge for some items, for AF it is £25 for most transactions. Who is your insurer? You will be 'cashing in' 5 full months but that could only leave you with 20-25% refundable. AF also charge their transactions on top when you take out the insurance so your insurance was probably actually £350 so that is probably the figure to calculate against. £3 is a bit silly though, have you asked them for a breakdown of how they got there?

+ 1 Cold but just some powdery fluff so far.

The nismo route may be a bit pricey and results are not conclusive. Haltech seem the best bet I've seen so far on this forum, but out if interest, has anyone tried this: http://www.350evo.com/catalog/product_i ... ucts_id/51

Stewie breastfeeding http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=6OkcucXIu ... re=related Can't find a link for Herbert doing the 'You Shall Not Pass!' scene where he battles to save Chris with his zimmer frame.

Brian takes Meg to the prom. My absolute fave episode 'Cool whhhhwip!' Brian gets drunk, chucks up, pauses, say to Meg "you gonna eat that?" Brian tells Loius he has eaten Meg's hair pie. Fabulous episode

Interesting. With standard Rays at 225/35/18 and 245/35/18, the prices work out cheaper than stock sizes (the 225's are cheaper).

Mine just pulled off by hand, no problem, as they were not originals. If yours aren't the ones that came with the new car then you will probably have aftermarket pads sticking them on - just pull hard!

Dear God that is frighteningly cheap for what you get.

Thanks Guys, just how I like it explained - very simply

I`m not sure they reviewed the road noise very well

I`ve got CSC2 on the back and Toyo on the front. The CSC2 are pretty good and have lasted ages, but the Falkens get good reviews here and are considerably cheaper. If I get the same performance but the cost is cheaper there is no argument really

Now I am a little confused! Are the HEL lines a single piece calliper to hardline also?

Have you thought about reducing the profile of the tyres (RR front to rear ratio the same obviously)? When I got my Rotas from Phil, he put a lower than stock profile Falkens on (lower RR) which firmed up the side walls and gives less flex apparently. Might be worth a go if you stick with Falkens. NO issues with TC as the front to rear ratio of RR remains the same. Exactly what Falkens are they then? I have a lot of respect for the advice of Phil and am perilously close to buying a full tyre set.

Got me worried for a moment there was wondering what i had missed +1 +1 !

I'm sure there was something on the telly about it being a myth that is is too cold to snow. After all, if that were true it would never snow at the Arctic/Antarctic!

Oh my god, thats my wife!

A SHORT LOVE STORY A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,.......... 'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.' 'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight,...... let's pretend that we're married.' 'Wow!...................... That's a great idea!', he exclaimed. 'Good,' she replied. .............'Get your own f****** blanket.' After a moment of silence, ......................he farted. The End

No way mate - I can do that myself, I have very mobile eyebrows :cool: I can do a mean Rodger Moore impression, only less fat and boring I hope