TINDER wtf?

[Keyser]

It's the only way now they've restricted supplies of chloroform.

 

get with it chloroform went out years ago, rohypnol for that date to remember or is that the date to forget??

[Ekona]

Ah, I knew I was going wrong somewhere. Thanks for the tip

[ZEUS]

Join Match it worked for me , 4 years in and never been happier.

Not a great advert if after 4 years you're still using the site

Sorry I meant I joined , met my now girlfriend and 4 years later we have never been happier (well I've not anyway)

[AliveBoy]

Whatever happened to meeting women normally?

 

I mean you know, seeing a girl in public, she smiles at you, you smile at her, conversation ensues (discovering each is single) and then you ask her out for a date or buy her a drink?

 

I hate the modern world sometimes.

I met my OH that way, worked best

[Ekona]

I picked mine up from school.

[GMballistic]

I picked mine up from school.

Didn't know you where a Teacher Dan.

[Zedd]

 

get with it chloroform went out years ago, rohypnol for that date to remember or is that the date to forget??

 

Theres another one as well started its rounds, all they have to do is blow it in your face, not to go off topic but its quite scary

 

http://topdocumentaryfilms.com/worlds-scariest-drug/

[ZEUS]

 

get with it chloroform went out years ago, rohypnol for that date to remember or is that the date to forget??

 

Theres another one as well started its rounds, all they have to do is blow it in your face, not to go off topic but its quite scary

 

http://topdocumentaryfilms.com/worlds-scariest-drug/

That's my breath in the morning.... According to my girlfriend :lol:

[GMballistic]

Theres another one as well started its rounds, all they have to do is blow it in your face, not to go off topic but its quite scary

 

http://topdocumentar...-scariest-drug/

That's some crazy sh*t right there Zedd.

[ilogikal1]

Whatever happened to meeting women normally?

 

I mean you know, seeing a girl in public, she smiles at you, you smile at her, conversation ensues (discovering each is single) and then you ask her out for a date or buy her a drink?

 

I hate the modern world sometimes.

 

Actually talk to another human being? Not just send a text message or a eleventy? You old romantic, you.

[Harryjax]

 

get with it chloroform went out years ago, rohypnol for that date to remember or is that the date to forget??

 

Theres another one as well started its rounds, all they have to do is blow it in your face, not to go off topic but its quite scary

 

http://topdocumentaryfilms.com/worlds-scariest-drug/

 

 

So you blow powder in her face then have your wicked way.

Emm I wonder if flour would work.

Blow it in her face (aim for the eyes) and while she's blinded have a fumble and then run like the clappers.

 

Just a thought.

[Ekona]

Nothing new, men have been blowing stuff in women's faces for years. Sometimes it's welcomed, mostly not though.

 

[GMballistic]

Whatever happened to meeting women normally?

 

I mean you know, seeing a girl in public, she smiles at you, you smile at her, conversation ensues (discovering each is single) and then you ask her out for a date or buy her a drink?

 

I hate the modern world sometimes.

 

Actually talk to another human being? Not just send a text message or a eleventy? You old romantic, you.

Met my Mrs on a blind date, ...1950's style. (was actually back in 2003 though )

[ZEUS]

Whatever happened to meeting women normally?

 

I mean you know, seeing a girl in public, she smiles at you, you smile at her, conversation ensues (discovering each is single) and then you ask her out for a date or buy her a drink?

 

I hate the modern world sometimes.

 

Actually talk to another human being? Not just send a text message or a eleventy? You old romantic, you.

Met my Mrs on a blind date, ...1950's style. (was actually back in 2003 though )

Cilla always did a good job !

[GMballistic]

Cilla always did a good job !

I found "Blind Date" so funny at times, ...you know when the guy picking would meet the two stunners he hadn't picked only to find the girl he'd chosen for his date sounded sexy & talked dirty but was an absolute munter.

 

Followed then by 10mins of them on an awkward holiday abroad where it was obvious neither liked each other.

[ZEUS]

:lol:

[AliveBoy]

I always think it would be great to go on take me out, and try to get all of the lights out as quickly as possible!

[Flex]

I always think it would be great to go on take me out, and try to get all of the lights out as quickly as possible!

I don't think you'd have to try hard Matt

 

 

sorry, cheap joke

[StevoD]

Well this went off-topic without my help very quickly

 

 

 

Makes a change

[Zedd]

Theres another one as well started its rounds, all they have to do is blow it in your face, not to go off topic but its quite scary

 

http://topdocumentar...-scariest-drug/

That's some crazy sh*t right there Zedd.

 

Yep next time somone sneezes near you just deck em one incase

 

Disclaimer: I dont condone violence

[Squee]

why not try putting your zed up for sale and see if any nice laydeez come for a viewing?

 

S.

[Grundy]

Can I have someone's Z to sell please!

[StevoD]

Can I have someone's Z to sell please!

 

thought you were selling it to

 

[Daveyboy11]

I tried Tinder, got matches, spoke to the girls but it never really seemed to go anywhere. Maybe I'm not trying hard enough I don't know, but I much prefer going out and trying to get girls that way. Much more of a thrill to it! Saying that since I was last on the dating scene about 4 years ago it has changed a hell of a lot.

[spursmaddave]

I know people who have met boyfriends/girlfriends on there, it depends on the picture and bio you put up

 

^

 

This

 

I guess in Stevo's case the ladies in question looked at his pics and made the assumption he must have to pay for it