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was in one of the female friendly clothes shops (shudder) waiting for the missus.

 

I was sat on a bench and an equally p~ssed off husband comes and sits next to me - chat goes along the lines of...............bloody women.......and why don't more shops provide these bloke friendly seats etc, eventually (inevitably) the talk turns to cars - so he asks what I drive - to which I answer a "Nissan 370Z" - his reply "oh, I know, they've got one of those massive engines in haven't they, "yup" I reply, he then follows up - "one of those big 4x4's isn't it................" :bang:

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At least you punched him in the love sack?

He was fairly tall..............but no gonads were harmed in the making of this conversation

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You were supposed to offer to take him outside and show him how comfy the pax seat was ;)

I'd have scared him sh@tless - SMD will vouch for that (maybe for the wrong reasons)

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At least you punched him in the love sack?

I just thought of the B52s with love shack changed to "love sack, baby love sack..... love sack, baby love sack woooooooooo! it's as big as a whale and it's about to set sail!!!"

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yes - his Mrs was definately there - one of his comments was about his eldest daughter - going back to York for her final year in Uni - to which I responded, wow - thats an amazing coincedent as my son starts there this september :thumbs: - to which his wife pops over and says..............."she's not in York, she's in Hull" :lol::surrender:

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yes - his Mrs was definately there - one of his comments was about his eldest daughter - going back to York for her final year in Uni - to which I responded, wow - thats an amazing coincedent as my son starts there this september :thumbs: - to which his wife pops over and says..............."she's not in York, she's in Hull" :lol::surrender:

 

I trust you offered them both your condolences? :lol:

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