WhackyWill Posted August 4, 2014 Posted August 4, 2014 This one must rank as one of the most stupid. Just about to drive off when a chap came over and said "nice car like the wheels". What is it .? Its a Nissan 350 Z, I reply, "Ah ! right, is it a diesel"..!!! NO ITS NOT..!! :scare: (end of conversation..!! ) :surrender: 5 Quote
WINKJ Posted August 4, 2014 Posted August 4, 2014 In a tesco petrol station filling her up with some supreme... "is that a Zonda" to which I replied... yes, yes it is 10 Quote
WINKJ Posted August 4, 2014 Posted August 4, 2014 Hey nice TT i REALLLLLLY don't get this one, nor did I ever hear it.. it looks nothing like a TT!! 1 Quote
BillyZed Posted August 4, 2014 Posted August 4, 2014 (edited) Hey nice TT i REALLLLLLY don't get this one, nor did I ever hear it.. it looks nothing like a TT!! It does if you squint Edited August 4, 2014 by BillyZed 1 Quote
hensh65 Posted August 4, 2014 Posted August 4, 2014 I have been asked if it was a diesel before as well. Also had to open the bonnet to prove it was a 3.5l engine as the guy I played football thought I was at the wind up. Suppose it should be 3500z 1 Quote
coldel Posted August 4, 2014 Posted August 4, 2014 Not 350z related but still funny, went with mate and his girlfriend whilst at uni to a football match - was the first game she had ever been to - she was adamant she had read up on the rules and was confident she could contribute to the banter on the terraces...we were really supportive of her right up until when the teams ran out and she asks 'so who is the guy in black' 2 Quote
Martinjj Posted August 4, 2014 Posted August 4, 2014 Recent telephone conversation... Girlfriend: "Can you pick me four more lengths of coving up from B and Q on your way over".... 6 Quote
Will370z Posted August 4, 2014 Posted August 4, 2014 Nearly cracked up whilst talking to the AA call centre organising my euro cover. Her- "What is the reg of the car you want euro cover for" Me- "OY......blah blah" Her- "a nissan 370z roadster" Me- " yup" Her- "very nice, now will you be towing a caravan or anything else with the car whilst away" Me- "pardon?......." 2 Quote
sipar69 Posted August 4, 2014 Posted August 4, 2014 (edited) Will you swap with my Skoda? (To be fair, he was joking) Edited August 4, 2014 by sipar69 Quote
LukeD Posted August 4, 2014 Posted August 4, 2014 Can you get the 350z in a diesel engine! Sorry what! 1 Quote
Keyser Posted August 4, 2014 Posted August 4, 2014 (edited) Not ridiculously stupid but made me laugh - Interested stranger - "Nice car, what is it?" Me - "Nissan 350z" Interested stranger - "Nice, very nice, done much to it" Me - (opening bonnet) "Well we added a supercharger, water meth injection, Nitrous, uprated clutch blah, blah etc etc" Interested stranger - "Awesome mate, must be well fast! what power is it?" Me - "A little over 450 at the wheels" Interested stranger - "WOW that's great, do you get good MPG?" Me - "Err no not really" Edited August 4, 2014 by Keyser 3 Quote
WINKJ Posted August 4, 2014 Posted August 4, 2014 "Do you miss yours?" Can't tell whether you're being sarcastic as you clearly love Jags and not z's or genuinely miss it. Hmm Quote
spursmaddave Posted August 4, 2014 Posted August 4, 2014 "Do you miss yours?" Can't tell whether you're being sarcastic as you clearly love Jags and not z's or genuinely miss it. Hmm Loved the Zed while I had it but I traded up so don't miss it 1 Quote
Wayne370Z Posted August 4, 2014 Posted August 4, 2014 (edited) An American chappy walking past whilst I was washing it said how nice it was and asked what it was. When I told him he asked if it was a 4 cylinder. When I enlightened him he was quite surprised and claimed they didn`t have them in the States !!! Edited August 4, 2014 by Wayne370Z Quote
Daveyboy11 Posted August 4, 2014 Posted August 4, 2014 I started my zed up once and a colleague said "corrr, love a turbo" I was like yeah so do I, maybe one day I'll get one 😂 2 Quote
WINKJ Posted August 4, 2014 Posted August 4, 2014 "Do you miss yours?" Can't tell whether you're being sarcastic as you clearly love Jags and not z's or genuinely miss it. Hmm Loved the Zed while I had it but I traded up so don't miss it In your opinion!! 😠Quote
spursmaddave Posted August 4, 2014 Posted August 4, 2014 "Do you miss yours?" Can't tell whether you're being sarcastic as you clearly love Jags and not z's or genuinely miss it. Hmm Loved the Zed while I had it but I traded up so don't miss it In your opinion!! 😠Yep and thats all that matters Quote
Voodoo Vix Posted August 4, 2014 Posted August 4, 2014 (edited) Probably not the most stupid, but certainly the most annoying "Does your boyfriend know you've got his car?" Edited August 4, 2014 by Voodoo Vix 2 Quote
parello9 Posted August 4, 2014 Posted August 4, 2014 What BMW is that i get at least once a week loool! Quote
twobears Posted August 4, 2014 Posted August 4, 2014 "Can I drive it"? Asked by my 18 year old (at the time) daughter. Er, no Quote
twobears Posted August 4, 2014 Posted August 4, 2014 I was also asked if I was going caravanning with the car club the year that I came to the Wales meet... Quote
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