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Found this spider in my summer house :/


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Man up and stand on the fooker.

Never safe to leave them it might be twice the size tomorrow. Take it down while you`ve got the upper hand.

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I hate spiders but they do eat all the pesky insects that always come in the house

 

Leave it in the summer house

 

+1 - we always name the big ones - usually 'Betty'

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I have never fathomed out why people are so scared of spiders? :shrug:

 

Imagine being asleep and that monster decides to walk across your face! :lol:

 

Well if I was asleep I'd never know would I? :shrug: Unless that is Ryan Gosling woke me up to tell me. Or is that a dream as well? Ryan, where've you gone? D'you know I can't find him anywhere this morning :dry::lol:

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Its when you see the spider, turn light off, turn it back on and the spiders disappeared! Thats when I freak out. Dropping baby eggs on my face when I sleep

 

Be like in alien where the face hungers lay eggs in you haha :scare:

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What wonderful imaginations some of you possess ;) My daughter is afraid of spiders and is always 'seeing' spiders when she wakes up. I am not afraid and never see spiders when I wake up. Wonder what that tells us? Ok, I could be short-sighted ... :lol:

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I think how it goes is...

 

Man and woman sitting on sofa watching tv. Woman sees spider, gets scared and the man thinks "im a big manly man ill show her im not scared of anything" and throws spider outside

 

Man on his own playing xbox sees spider hes like "oh @*!# oh @*!# oh @*!#. Wheres my can of deodorant!!"

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I think how it goes is...

 

Man and woman sitting on sofa watching tv. Woman sees spider, gets scared and the man thinks "im a big manly man ill show her im not scared of anything" and throws spider outside

 

Man on his own playing xbox sees spider hes like "oh @*!# oh @*!# oh @*!#. Wheres my can of deodorant!!"

 

Are spiders particularly sweaty creatures then? :wacko:

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What wonderful imaginations some of you possess ;) My daughter is afraid of spiders and is always 'seeing' spiders when she wakes up. I am not afraid and never see spiders when I wake up. Wonder what that tells us? Ok, I could be short-sighted ... :lol:

 

I'd go with the short sightedness

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