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This area is your proper 'middle England' so doubt that will happen but if it does I need 4 new tyres anyway!

 

Middle england?

 

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Always wondered why the orcs had an english accent :lol:

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You broke up with Carla, sorry to hear that dude. :hug:

 

Sure you are, one more in the sea and all that :lol:

 

Long time listener, first time caller...

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It pisses me off when people take 'my' space outside my house, but it's a completely irrational thing as I know full well they can park there happily: It's the same logic I use to park the MX-5 down the road! :lol:

 

Tbh I get more irritated at myself for getting irritated about it. I'd never dream I'd leaving a note either, but then I would also never respond as it's just asking for someone to let your tyres down.

 

Me too. We have resident parking permits but not allocated spaces. I still tend to treat the space outside as mine and get irrationally wound up when I come back to find someone else parked in it :) What really bugs me is that every year the people in an adjacent road have a street party. They are supposed to use a nearby car park for the day but some of em moves their cars into our road and fill up the spaces (and we aren't even invited to the party!)

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You broke up with Carla, sorry to hear that dude. :hug:

 

I know.....ive never quite got over it..........losing the zed that its :lol:

 

Got rid of mine for a younger model last week, been slipping inside and giving it a good seeing to ever since..... I also got a new car :teeth:

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Just one more clue, don't be tight :lol:

 

Ok, ok......what's the most wanky hairdressers car that would be driven by a male middle management **** that immediately springs to mind

Does it start with a 'T' and end with a 'T'? :teeth:

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Just one more clue, don't be tight :lol:

 

Ok, ok......what's the most wanky hairdressers car that would be driven by a male middle management **** that immediately springs to mind

Does it start with a 'T' and end with a 'T'? :teeth:

 

Talbot?! :yahoo:

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talbot

Nah thats too good a car for Ricey, and you wouldnt get a hairdresser in it! :lol:

 

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I used to have one of them

 

painted the steel wheels white with hammerite, put big spots on the front and added a rev counter - all on a 997cc car :lol:

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Oh.........my..........****ing .........God

 

NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

Just told my mum about the parking incident and my vitrolic response....the conversation went as such

 

Me 'Yeah some moaning git left a note on my windscreen saying would you stop using this space as your own personal car park'.

 

Mum 'is that all it said?'

 

Me 'yep'

 

Mum 'did it not have a kiss on it'

 

Me 'Im sorry ****ing what mother? What? Whatwhatwhat ****ing what?'.

 

Mum '.........your uncle colin made me do it'

 

Brilliant. So ive now got an abusive 4 ft long reem over paper on my windscreen abusing my own ****ing mother.

 

Hells teeth!

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:lol:

 

just went back to the first page to check and yep there is a kiss on it :lol: didn't notice it until you pointed it out :lol:

 

what angry neighbour ends a cross note with kisses :lol:

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