Ricey Posted June 13, 2013 Share Posted June 13, 2013 ......could not have know who they were f*****g with Parked for the last 2 days on a really wide stretch if road, against a a raised kerb, not obstructing anything (for clarity absolutely all laws of the road adhered to and all houses have parking for at least 2 cars) ****ed with the wrong bull lady......this is going on my windscreen tomorrow 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhackyWill Posted June 13, 2013 Share Posted June 13, 2013 I have two spaces outside my house some visitor parked in it, so I just parked behind them locked my car and went to bed, I assume they got a cab home. That's a cheek what she wrote in that note..! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fodder Posted June 13, 2013 Share Posted June 13, 2013 (edited) Want me to come and park up too? Edited June 13, 2013 by Fodder 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Buster Posted June 13, 2013 Share Posted June 13, 2013 'authority' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ioneabee Posted June 13, 2013 Share Posted June 13, 2013 ^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricey Posted June 13, 2013 Author Share Posted June 13, 2013 'authority' The 'u' is there but its hard to see.....amendments to emphasise have already been made Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricey Posted June 13, 2013 Author Share Posted June 13, 2013 For added flamboyance 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricey Posted June 13, 2013 Author Share Posted June 13, 2013 This was the 'space' in question. Inbetween the 2 left hand driveways Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ioneabee Posted June 13, 2013 Share Posted June 13, 2013 I bet you get no response to that but we can always hope Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fodder Posted June 13, 2013 Share Posted June 13, 2013 I know that road and its a quiet area with plenty of off street parking so not like you're taking up a space outside someone's house. I say that as we often get people parking outside our house and as we only have space for one car on our drive it does my nut in.... However I'd never put a note like that though as at the end of the day it's first come etceteras Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhackyWill Posted June 13, 2013 Share Posted June 13, 2013 Well you will know in advance who keyed your Zed.. :scare: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ekona Posted June 13, 2013 Share Posted June 13, 2013 It pisses me off when people take 'my' space outside my house, but it's a completely irrational thing as I know full well they can park there happily: It's the same logic I use to park the MX-5 down the road! Tbh I get more irritated at myself for getting irritated about it. I'd never dream I'd leaving a note either, but then I would also never respond as it's just asking for someone to let your tyres down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricey Posted June 13, 2013 Author Share Posted June 13, 2013 Well you will know in advance who keyed your Zed.. :scare: I dont own a zed.....never have done. I've got an audi tt that was smashed in the quarter, keyed last week and all the alloys kerbed......I couldn't give a dry turd about it. My entire strategy is that someone will write it off before the pcp ends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harryjax Posted June 13, 2013 Share Posted June 13, 2013 For added flamboyance You will probably find you have flat tyres as their reply. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricey Posted June 13, 2013 Author Share Posted June 13, 2013 It pisses me off when people take 'my' space outside my house, but it's a completely irrational thing as I know full well they can park there happily: It's the same logic I use to park the MX-5 down the road! Tbh I get more irritated at myself for getting irritated about it. I'd never dream I'd leaving a note either, but then I would also never respond as it's just asking for someone to let your tyres down. Mate if it was a terraced street I wouldnt dream of parking there, legal or otherwise but these people have a massive drive and a road with enough room to park about 50 cars! This area is your proper 'middle England' so doubt that will happen but if it does I need 4 new tyres anyway! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricey Posted June 13, 2013 Author Share Posted June 13, 2013 For added flamboyance You will probably find you have flat tyres as their reply. Then they'll find the car parked there for a very long time as I'll abandon it there and get lifts for as long as my resolve holds out 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fodder Posted June 13, 2013 Share Posted June 13, 2013 Well you will know in advance who keyed your Zed.. :scare: I dont own a zed.....never have done. I've got an audi tt that was smashed in the quarter, keyed last week and all the alloys kerbed......I couldn't give a dry turd about it. My entire strategy is that someone will write it off before the pcp ends. Jeez sounds awful mate, what's on the radar next? By the way I'm in the opposite boat, some tosser has written my zed off and I wish they hadn't as I don't think I'll get the true value Laura is looking at cross overs as we speak, I fear I'm going to end up with a 1.2. Clio. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stutopia Posted June 13, 2013 Share Posted June 13, 2013 Aren't you curious to ask where they think you should be parking? I'd NEED to know which space they consider is appropriate for parking, and their selection criteria. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricey Posted June 13, 2013 Author Share Posted June 13, 2013 Well you will know in advance who keyed your Zed.. :scare: I dont own a zed.....never have done. I've got an audi tt that was smashed in the quarter, keyed last week and all the alloys kerbed......I couldn't give a dry turd about it. My entire strategy is that someone will write it off before the pcp ends. Jeez sounds awful mate, what's on the radar next? By the way I'm in the opposite boat, some tosser has written my zed off and I wish they hadn't as I don't think I'll get the true value Laura is looking at cross overs as we speak, I fear I'm going to end up with a 1.2. Clio. Nowt mate... stuck with this for 4 years. Had I know me and carla were going to break up when I got it I would have got a zed without a second thought.........hindsight and all that! I read about the accident on the other thread. .......utter kack mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser Posted June 13, 2013 Share Posted June 13, 2013 If you had a nice Zed they would probably not mind you parking there Good on ya as always mate 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhackyWill Posted June 13, 2013 Share Posted June 13, 2013 Well you will know in advance who keyed your Zed.. :scare: I dont own a zed.....never have done. I've got an audi tt that was smashed in the quarter, keyed last week and all the alloys kerbed......I couldn't give a dry turd about it. My entire strategy is that someone will write it off before the pcp ends. So what do you own....??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricey Posted June 13, 2013 Author Share Posted June 13, 2013 Well you will know in advance who keyed your Zed.. :scare: I dont own a zed.....never have done. I've got an audi tt that was smashed in the quarter, keyed last week and all the alloys kerbed......I couldn't give a dry turd about it. My entire strategy is that someone will write it off before the pcp ends. So what do you own....??? Errrrm the clue (and its a fairly large one) was in my response I'll give you another clue. .....it comes after 'I've got.....' 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricey Posted June 13, 2013 Author Share Posted June 13, 2013 Well you will know in advance who keyed your Zed.. :scare: I dont own a zed.....never have done. I've got an audi tt that was smashed in the quarter, keyed last week and all the alloys kerbed......I couldn't give a dry turd about it. My entire strategy is that someone will write it off before the pcp ends. So what do you own....??? Errrrm the clue (and its a fairly large one) was in my response I'll give you another clue. .....it comes after 'I've got.....' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flex Posted June 13, 2013 Share Posted June 13, 2013 Just one more clue, don't be tight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricey Posted June 13, 2013 Author Share Posted June 13, 2013 Just one more clue, don't be tight Ok, ok......what's the most wanky hairdressers car that would be driven by a male middle management **** that immediately springs to mind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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