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Officer: "were you in control of the vehicle at the time of the incident madam?"

 

Lady: "No, but my 'phone was."

 

Insurance Co.: "Sorry, your claim has been rejected."

 

Repeat and adjust for differing scenarios....

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I like the way they advertise is as a service for the female driver

 

How could you say that?!

 

You beat me to it ;)

 

In all seriousness though, that's just one step too far for me. Would like to see a demonstration in a busy area to see what it's collision avoidance is like.

 

I'm not entirely convinced this isn't a repost from April 1st!

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Mind you - it didn't PAY any money to get out the car park - that's gotta be a saving in the City these days. . . .

 

And it would have to drive back out the carpark or you'd never find where it had parked so you'd never find it . . .

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that will be expolited soon enough for nicking someones car. it will drive itself on to the trailer thats nicking it when they high jack the BT signal for it.

 

It wouldn't use Bluetooth. Not enough range to reach the parked car. Most likely use a 3G signal or LTE; the encryption of which is yet to be cracked for real time uses.

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All these nany controls, self park etc should never be put in a car... THATS WHAT YOU PASSED YOUR TEST FOR...go out and practice or give up your liscence if you cant do it lol. Cruise control may stay...all the rest...BIN!

 

PS....Theres a highly expensive lookin' one of those in the industrial estate at my work...and they look terrible from the back as if the ar*e has just fallen off it.

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All these nany controls, self park etc should never be put in a car... THATS WHAT YOU PASSED YOUR TEST FOR...go out and practice or give up your liscence if you cant do it lol. Cruise control may stay...all the rest...BIN!

 

PS....Theres a highly expensive lookin' one of those in the industrial estate at my work...and they look terrible from the back as if the ar*e has just fallen off it.

 

I can't say I would ever notice how ugly the rear is as normally you would only see the front in you mirror.

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All these nany controls, self park etc should never be put in a car... THATS WHAT YOU PASSED YOUR TEST FOR...go out and practice or give up your liscence if you cant do it lol. Cruise control may stay...all the rest...BIN!

 

PS....Theres a highly expensive lookin' one of those in the industrial estate at my work...and they look terrible from the back as if the ar*e has just fallen off it.

 

I can't say I would ever notice how ugly the rear is as normally you would only see the front in you mirror.

 

Hero!

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Will it keep going round the supermarket car park while I shop? Or does it have a setting where it loiters out the front of the supermarket, but does a loop of the car park if security or traffic warden come out?

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I bet Builders49 fancy new Audi does not have this option :stir:

 

 

It hasn't (thankfully) and I still haven't worked out half the things it has got !!!!!

 

And as it parks itself and no one has to get out, does it leave room for the moron in the adjacent banger in my local supermarket carpark to get in his car without denting mine? I doubt it? I'll park my own thanks......

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Love the idea. I cant park!

 

If you can't park you shouldn't drive :stir:

 

I can park, just not very well. I have always parked away from everyone so when I'm parking and its busy it takes me like 10mins :lol:

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