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ekonas only 4 ft tall, hobbits make the best dance partners for him and a bit tetchy about his height; i've told him lots of times not to sweat the small things in life. but he's had small jokes up to here.

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ekonas only 4 ft tall, hobbits make the best dance partners for him and a bit tetchy about his height; i've told him lots of times not to sweat the small things in life. but he's had small jokes up to here.

 

Yes its not big and its not clever...

 

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He had carried the experimental MX5 giant snowflake eliminator kit around all day but there were two that were still proving particularly persistent.

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'If I lurk near this mistletoe tree behind me someone might give me a kiss' ( I know mistletoe grows on trees and it looks nothing like mistletoe but hey ho, the quote came to me in an instant!)

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Can you beat -

 

'Missmatched tyres? I'm more worried that this handbag doesn't match my outfit'

 

As he heard the soft click of the camera the flasher knew the game was up. Not even the helicopter stored in his go-go-gadget watch could save him now.

 

 

 

 

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