spursmaddave Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 (edited) Can you beat - 'Missmatched tyres? I'm more worried that this handbag doesn't match my outfit' Edited January 11, 2013 by spursmaddave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rtbiscuit Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 Even though Ekona thought his magic handbag made him invisible, he still hid behind pillars before jumping out to scare old ladies. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dblock Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 Soon my pretty, soon. Out of curiosity is it a bad picture or is he hobbit sized? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rtbiscuit Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 ekonas only 4 ft tall, hobbits make the best dance partners for him and a bit tetchy about his height; i've told him lots of times not to sweat the small things in life. but he's had small jokes up to here. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeroy Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 "Look what I got for Christmas! It's perfect for my hair dressing equipment!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted January 11, 2013 Author Share Posted January 11, 2013 ekonas only 4 ft tall, hobbits make the best dance partners for him and a bit tetchy about his height; i've told him lots of times not to sweat the small things in life. but he's had small jokes up to here. Yes its not big and its not clever... Sent from my Xoom using Tapatalk 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rtbiscuit Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 its not how big he is that counts; its what you do with him that matters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cragus Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 I drive a porsche don't you know. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted January 11, 2013 Author Share Posted January 11, 2013 'Oh I thought you said tea and tagging' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricey Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 'Avon calling!!!!!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisS Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 "Told you I had an MX-5 " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glrnet Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 He had carried the experimental MX5 giant snowflake eliminator kit around all day but there were two that were still proving particularly persistent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dblock Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 You called me Dan? I hope that's short for Danielle. Just going to see BBK. It matches his shoes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebized Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 "Shall we go and put some lippy on now darling" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choptop Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 'If I lurk near this mistletoe tree behind me someone might give me a kiss' ( I know mistletoe grows on trees and it looks nothing like mistletoe but hey ho, the quote came to me in an instant!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will370z Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 I see hes been practising the roger moore eye brow look there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marzman Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 'Im just off to the Girls Aloud concert... my heels are in my bag. ' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesdean Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 @*!# ive been caught peeping, act normal. erm that shall do it 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bounty Bar Kid Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 Tragedy... When the feelings gone And you can't go on it's Tragedy... When the morning cries And you don't know why , it's Hard to bear With no-one to love you Your going nowhere Tragedy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flex Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 'You think this i camp? You wait till later bitch!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bounty Bar Kid Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 Do you like my new avatar? Please download a copy for yourself from here... http://i1259.photobucket.com/albums/ii551/Asianfuk/ekonasmall_zps05d162c3.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rtbiscuit Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bounty Bar Kid Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 Manbag Definition: A purse, large duffel bag, or any other kind of bag carried by a man, not always gay, but probably is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shinjuku Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 Can you beat - 'Missmatched tyres? I'm more worried that this handbag doesn't match my outfit' As he heard the soft click of the camera the flasher knew the game was up. Not even the helicopter stored in his go-go-gadget watch could save him now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoogyRev Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 "mines a Strawberry Daiquiri with an extra umbrella" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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