Neilp Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 My friend asked me what I would do if I could be a woman for a day? My thoughts were, "I'd go for a pee sitting down and also find out what's so special about this "female orgasm"" So people, what would you do if you could be the opposite sex for a day? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coldel Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 Shout, complain, moan and fly off the handle at everyone then say its not my fault it's my hormones and come in full of smiles the day after as if nothing had happened... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rtbiscuit Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 play with booooooobies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarnie Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 I'd spend the day saying one thing but actually meaning the complete ****ing opposite, expecting men to utilise their telepathy skills to understand my incoherent neurotic hormonal ramblings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ekona Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 I'd spend the day saying one thing but actually meaning the complete ****ing opposite, expecting men to utilise their telepathy skills to understand my incoherent neurotic hormonal ramblings. GPMSL I'd go and buy some sexy underwear. Women get all the best underwear which means they can look like a bag lady on top, but be feeling like an utter slut underneath. I imagine that's a very powerful feeling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rtbiscuit Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 I'd spend the day saying one thing but actually meaning the complete ****ing opposite, expecting men to utilise their telepathy skills to understand my incoherent neurotic hormonal ramblings. i learnt the cure to this ages ago just nod, say "yes dear" and then do what ever i feel like Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clown Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 play with booooooobies This. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wasso Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 ALL of the above and whatever comes next. For sure I'd be checking my bits out every second of the day and then investigate a lesbian and see what that's all about. Although I'd eat like a pig cos its only a day (I can see Twobears making an appearance during this thread) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ekona Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 (I can see Twobears making an appearance during this thread) S'okay, I suspect that Twobears already has a pretty good idea of what it's like to be a woman for a day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
p40ulw Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 sell my body cheap! why not make some money out of it aswell as discover whats it like to receive and not give all the time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ekona Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 Of course, I'm guessing we're all just assuming that we'd be these amazingly beautiful women for this magical day swap, not some fugly old munter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
p40ulw Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 Of course, I'm guessing we're all just assuming that we'd be these amazingly beautiful women for this magical day swap, not some fugly old munter im assuming i would just have long hair an axe wound and massive boobies! oh and an attitude thats everyone elses fault! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarnie Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 Of course, I'm guessing we're all just assuming that we'd be these amazingly beautiful women for this magical day swap, not some fugly old munter im assuming i would just have long hair an axe wound and massive boobies! oh and an attitude thats everyone elses fault! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ioneabee Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 lets just wait for the sprinkles to post up - I suspect that there will be some choice remarks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twobears Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 Mm, how can I resist making a comment on this thread? Actually, it will have to wait as my instructor will be at the yard waiting for me to arrive for my weekly riding lesson... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeroy Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 lets just wait for the sprinkles to post up - I suspect that there will be some choice remarks In fairness, they could respond with what they'd do if they were a man for the day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rabbitstew Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 Well if i was to take a leaf out of my missus`s book, id sit there watching tv all day, eating chocolate whilst letting my bloke do all the cooking / cleaning and slaving away. Then id go to bed early, say im tired and not in the mood before snoring all night. Then wake up in a mood.. and repeat.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kavik Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 I'd experience doing two things at the same time, as being a man obviously I can't multitask and have only ever been able to do one thing at once. Also, Stock up on batteries and ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 ALL of the above and whatever comes next. For sure I'd be checking my bits out every second of the day and then investigate a lesbian and see what that's all about. This Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wesmin Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 If we all keep the body shapes we have now but just change our male parts for female parts i don't really think too many of us would see much action from the guys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ioneabee Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 lets just wait for the sprinkles to post up - I suspect that there will be some choice remarks In fairness, they could respond with what they'd do if they were a man for the day scratch their nuts and fart all day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liam42whu Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 I would find out why its so hard to be a woman in the workplace, then when I changed back to a man I'd devote my life to making it better.... Naaaaaaa!!! I would probly lose my hand!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neilp Posted April 13, 2012 Author Share Posted April 13, 2012 I'd spend the day saying one thing but actually meaning the complete ****ing opposite, expecting men to utilise their telepathy skills to understand my incoherent neurotic hormonal ramblings. GPMSL I'd go and buy some sexy underwear. Women get all the best underwear which means they can look like a bag lady on top, but be feeling like an utter slut underneath. I imagine that's a very powerful feeling. I like these alot, especially dans! Never thought about that but now you say it ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeroy Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 I'd spend the day saying one thing but actually meaning the complete ****ing opposite, expecting men to utilise their telepathy skills to understand my incoherent neurotic hormonal ramblings. GPMSL I'd go and buy some sexy underwear. Women get all the best underwear which means they can look like a bag lady on top, but be feeling like an utter slut underneath. I imagine that's a very powerful feeling. I like these alot, especially dans! Never thought about that but now you say it ! What, CK's dont do that for you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ekona Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 I've thought about it too much Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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