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My car wont start, it reads 6-8 volts on meter? I think my fuel pump is faulty?

 

Ive got £350 to spend on mods, can i get 400 hp for that?

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I think Husky was a Sarnie waiting to happen before he got put down. :lol:

Husky aint got nothing on Sarnie, its just Sarnie has mellowed a lot in his old age and now being a Dad ;) Go trawl through his old posts and you'll have a laugh.

 

Yeah because I've got that kind of time - 23k posts?!?! :lol:

 

It took me 3 months to find out his name was Liam!

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What should my oil pressure be?

What should my oil level be?

What oil should I use?

 

 

I swear, the worst thing Nissan ever did was put an oil pressure gauge in the car, because it just means that numpties keep asking questions about it! :lol:

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how can i improve my illegal drifting on public roads?

 

wheres the best place to race cars, sainsburys or tesco?

 

if you stangle a smurf what colour does it turn?

 

if toast always lands butter side down and cats always land on their feet, if you strapped the 2 together and threw them out the window would they levitate?

 

 

if donalds a duck, mickys a mouse, whats goofy?

 

 

i've got this rash on my thing, and its just started oozing something, should i go and see a doctor?

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Linked to Spurs Mad Dave's

 

18. I need a wing, bumper, bonnet, light, banana arm, suspension bush, piece of trim (delete as applicable) where can I get it?

 

Great minds... merges nicely with your No 18.

 

 

I've bought a Zed to repair with MINOR panel damage. Any one got.... Air Bags, Bonnet, Suspension, Sump, Block, Lights, Tailgate, 2 doors, 4 wheels and an ashtray going cheap or better still free and willing to deliver cos I'm skint. Oh and all parts must be mint or still in Nissan wrappers please dont post :pmzmanalex:

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Are you a stangler? :p;)

 

how can i improve my illegal drifting on public roads?

 

if you stangle a smurf what colour does it turn?

 

lol sorry bad key stroke :blush:

 

Is RTBiscuit as gay as he looks?

 

:snog:

 

i do worry sometimes that i think i'm lesbian, i get dirty thoughts about doing naughty things to pretty ladies; is there a cure?

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