Ricey Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 Bit of tongue in cheek Friday fun before anyone poo's themself in anger. Following on from the epic S2000 thread - I feel we should compile a list of pointless questions asked over the last 6 years which are either pointless because its personal opinion or pointless because the bloody search hasn't been used 1. Whats better the 350 or the RX8, S2000, Z4, Boxster 2. I need a stubby whats the best one (charmingly linking to number one as its the S2000 stubby). 3. Should foxhunting be banned 4. I need a cheap good exhaust - whats the best one 5. Are Japspeed any good. 6. Has anyone used UVworldwide before? 7. Has anyone used one of these ebays fuel saver things before. 8. Has anyone used one of these ebay electronic superchargers before. 9. Is the Zed a good track car. 10. Does anyone have a pristine Zed for sale with less than 30k on the clock, fully loaded with FSH for 5 grand. 11. Should I sell the Zed and buy a house. 12. *EDIT* Added - My windows have stopped working helllllllllp! (press the little button your elbow caught when you were cleanin) 12. Is Spursmaddave really a cross dresser? More for any more? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coldel Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 God yeah number 12 comes up all the bloody time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 12. You have the pictures to prove this :wink: 13. All Apple products are overpriced crap - discuss 14. Does Ricey still wear double denim? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 15. Does this Silver/Blue mod look good (Usually posted by Glrnet) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 Cant believe you missed the 24 carat , $1m question.... 16. "what tyres should I get?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricey Posted January 13, 2012 Author Share Posted January 13, 2012 12. You have thd pictures to prove this :wink: Quite unbelievably we do viewtopic.php?f=13&t=42941&hilit=julian+dicks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 17. What is an uprev and where can I get it done? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricey Posted January 13, 2012 Author Share Posted January 13, 2012 18. I need a part what should I do?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!???????????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricey Posted January 13, 2012 Author Share Posted January 13, 2012 19. (can't believe I forgot this) Admin/Mods - do you know that the forum clock is wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 18. I need a wing, bumper, bonnet, light, banana arm, suspension bush, piece of trim (delete as applicable) where can I get it? Great minds... merges nicely with your No 18. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 20. Can I use 95ron in my Zed because all my money is going on the £2,500 insurance that I am paying (per month) so I really need to save 10p a ltr on fuel even though I can't actually afford to drive the 2 miles to the petrol station.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris`I Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 We always wanted a Top 100 questions thread - well done guys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 We always wanted a Top 100 questions thread - well done guys Im sure we can get to 100 between us by.... erm lets say midday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris`I Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 I'd imagine you can do it quicker than that if Sarnie and Ian were online too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 I'd imagine you can do it quicker than that if Sarnie and Ian were online too Oh it was a 'Royal' we Pretty sure plenty of members can bump the list up Once we sort the list it should be tidied and stickied and a button added to the forum to link to it for ease..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ekona Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 How big a set of wheels can I put on my car? Where can I get some tints to block out 100% of my vision from around the car? I've got mixed tyres on my car, why is my handling rubbish? I've got a heavy right foot, why does the traction light keep kicking in? Why is my 2003 Cat C Zed with 175K on the clock not selling at £22000? (linked to Ricey's no.10!) Oooh I could on for hours Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ds2000 Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 I'll have a think of some other common ones I've seen in my brief stay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricey Posted January 13, 2012 Author Share Posted January 13, 2012 How big a set of wheels can I put on my car?Where can I get some tints to block out 100% of my vision from around the car? I've got mixed tyres on my car, why is my handling rubbish? I've got a heavy right foot, why does the traction light keep kicking in? Why is my 2003 Cat C Zed with 175K on the clock not selling at £22000? (linked to Ricey's no.10!) Oooh I could on for hours Fair play that made me chuckle! Good point though Dave - once this has degenerated into unreadable levels we can build the list up and put it as a sticky in another thread somewhere where it might serve some use! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iwantone Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 Any postings that contain the phrase "da whip" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glrnet Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 Why is there a Pointless Question Thread? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricey Posted January 13, 2012 Author Share Posted January 13, 2012 Why is there a Pointless Question Thread? Fail - thats never been asked and is not available in the search Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glrnet Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 It is now Why is there a Pointless Question Thread? Fail - thats never been asked and is not available in the search Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glrnet Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 How loud/quiet is whatever brand exhaust? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 How big a set of wheels can I put on my car?Where can I get some tints to block out 100% of my vision from around the car? I've got mixed tyres on my car, why is my handling rubbish? I've got a heavy right foot, why does the traction light keep kicking in? Why is my 2003 Cat C Zed with 175K on the clock not selling at £22000? (linked to Ricey's no.10!) Oooh I could on for hours Fair play that made me chuckle! Good point though Dave - once this has degenerated into unreadable levels we can build the list up and put it as a sticky in another thread somewhere where it might serve some use! Yeah the last thing you need is a pointless thread, thread turning into a pointless thread.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 My bluetooth doesn't work... Is Walez better than Lakez? I have sprayed my engine bay purple and Im not sure about it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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