Valentines Day - Card Messages

[DarmoZ]

Valentines Day is just over a week away!

As Car guy's we are used to racing around

However as I have previously learnt, racing around last minute is not good for Valentines day

So lets be proactive this year and start thinking about one of the most thoughtful parts of this day,

 

What to write in the Card ?!?

 

Not just any message, Proper Car / Zed guy messages, that really show how much we love them.

 

I'll initiate launch control.....

 

'Every time we come together is like an auto rev-match xxxx'

Edited February 5, 2016 by DarmoZ

[DoogyRev]

Roses are red,

Violets are blue

Boobs

Boobs

Boobs

 

 

No vehicle I have seen has a jubbly set of boobs. . . so its not getting a card!!

 

. . . of course you do get tit's driving vehicles, buts thats a different story.

[Ekona]

I just want to drive my car, not put my willy in it.

[coldel]

"Every time we come together and I squeeze and cuddle, after you have a can of coke, you sound like a Japspeed exhaust..."

[HaydnH]

I just want to drive my car, not put my willy in it.

 

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I don't wanna put,

my willy in you?

[DarmoZ]

I just want to drive my car, not put my willy in it.

 

LOL I should clarify the card and message is for the misses / GF....not the Car !

[HaydnH]

I just want to drive my car, not put my willy in it.

 

LOL I should clarify the card and message is for the misses / GF....not the Car !

 

I'll stick with my previous comment... I'm not doing that car key in a bowl thing!

[BulletMagnet]

If you're fat you'll cause tension

Cos my car is on lowered suspension

[DarmoZ]

You make my heart race more than that flashing yellow light.....almost

happy valentines x

[Ekona]

I just want to drive my car, not put my willy in it.

 

LOL I should clarify the card and message is for the misses / GF....not the Car !

 

I'll stick with my previous comment... I'm not doing that car key in a bowl thing!

You don't know what you're missing. Always something new to learn!

[ilogikal1]

I just want to drive my car, not put my willy in it.

 

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I don't wanna put,

my willy in you?

 

Roses are red,

Here's something new,

Violets are violet,

Not f**king blue!

[Ekona]

Roses are red

This rhyme is silly

I'm feeling lonely

So please kiss my forehead

[Ekona]

Roses are red

Your body is slinky

Now come over here

And grab a hold of my arm before you fall over in those heels

[Ekona]

Roses are red

You've got a great gob

I'm in the mood

For you to suck my soup through your teeth even though it's usually irritating

[glrnet]

You know it's blow job day don't you?

[leonk]

Not been on the forum for some time,

Can't be ar$Ed to make a rhyme.

Just popped in for a look,

Seriously guys WTF!!!!!

[ZEUS]

This is awful.

[Payco]

Azure is Blue

Roses are Red

I love you second

Only to my z

[Paul K]

March the 14th is official "steak and blow job day"

 

 

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[GMballistic]

This is awful.

I concur.

 

Love is like a fart, ...if you have to force it then it's probably sh*t.

[350zedd]

:yawn: :yawn:

[S7nny]

Roses are red,

Violet's are blue,

My name is Dave,

Microwave.

[Adrian@TORQEN]

Really?!

[nixy]

You saddos will probably be the ones in Tesco cramming around the crappy red roses and cards like Wilderbeast around a watering hole the night before...........

[Paul K]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Most poems rhyme

This one don't

 

 

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