Toon Chris

I nipped down for a look at lunchtime (thanks for the coffee Phil). The car looks v.nice and by the time , and have been fitted, along with the really well made it will look sweet

Nice Pics as soon as poss please

http://jalopnik.com/383750/nick-heidfel ... ber-f1-car

Can't say it is a problem with mine

I`m surprised by the poor milage from Pilot Sports. They are known to be a very long lasting tyre and you shoudl get very good milages. I think you may need your tracking checking (or your ESP button gluing on )

I can't wear a sticker on my chest? a) I have a stoopid site name I would feel very stoopid and a little sad (no offence!) Maybe I can wear it under a lapel and just flash it at people Now, where did I leave that lapel... I don't mind an A4 in the car, and that sounds better and that sounds better as a sticker may be hard to get off the windscreen again?

Ouch! So unsubtle I can't think who I dare send that on too.

Not keen on that stupid ECU that thinks it knows best but if it is minor gripes we are talking about... Headlight switch is annoying as a quick flick of the indicator stalk can switch your lights back to sidelights or sidelights to main. Ventilation can be draughty when on auto, rather than unobtrusive. In-car noise when on concrete roads - but that's a Z 'thing' I guess. The lack of a cabin filter so in a queue behind a stinky exhaust gives you a full face-full of muck (even sub £10K cars have cabin filters!). RH dial with the clock/trip computer etc has a tacky display. I know its a legacy Z thing but I would rather have an oil temp or proper analogue clock. Who the hell uses a stopwatch FFS. Plus I was sick and tired of ICY being flashed up all the time. I know it's damn cold, I was just standing in it before I got into the car!!! Oh, and Lady Pardon. Don't even start me on that thing. I may as well not bother having a phone because I can't get her to call anyone half the time and no-one can hear what I say if I do! Looks like it back to an ear slug for me and I don't like wearing those things. I look like some BMW owning power-exec Other than that its a fab car

Could have been me with all details except I`m an 04 ? How mucky did the car look ?

How many others have said that and come out in debt? ...um... maybe?

Sounds too tempting to me. How long before you have the footie on when driving and you end up in the ditch

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fh5XVPSx9Dk

ouch

Think how you would feel if you had an Audi TT? There are billions of them. Commoner than muck!

gonna be deafening. Glad about the muffs as got a 5 hour drive back Mmm, 5 hours of muffs Sorry, I'll get me coat...

3,3,3,3,3,3,3,3 :teeth:

Dear God, what a load of whingers. You don't see any articles about people having to suffer the grimy stench of London when they visit, do you?!

There is someone called Heide Von Horne? Result!

A big corporation recently hired several cannibals in the interest of cultural diversity and political correctness. You are all part of our team now," said the HR rep during the welcoming briefing. "You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don't eat any of the other employees." The cannibals promised they would not. Four weeks later, their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard and I'm satisfied with you. However, one of our shipping clerks has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?" The cannibals all shook their heads no. After the boss left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others, "Which one of you idiots ate the shipping clerk ?" A hand rose hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals continued, "You fool --- for 4 weeks we've been eating managers and no one noticed anything. But Noooooo, you had to go and eat someone who actually does something!"

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around, looking for valuables; and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, 'Jesus is watching you.' He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised himself a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the light on and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, 'Jesus is watching you.' Freaked out, he shone his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot. 'Yep,' the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you.' The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?' 'Moses,' replied the bird. 'Moses?' the burglar laughed . 'What kind of people would name a bird Moses?' " The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler, Jesus.'

+1 Do you guys make your birds dress up in CF lingerie??? +1 Am I the only one that think CF looks chav-tastic? No, me too

I`d be depressed if I lived in Basingstoke too, Chris

Hi Rob, Good choice of colour there :kicking Whereabouts are you in the country? Fancy turning up at the Wales meet and checking out all the other Z's?