Curious to what people do as a job in relation to having a zed

[Bockaaarck]

in your dreams

 

No in yours

 

 

Nightmares...

 

I'm a change manager / consultant trying to help companies develop & progress without breaking their IT environments. Sometimes feel a bit like that chap in Tiananmen Square.

 

Like I'm stood in front of a column of projects and programmes saying "But have you tested this, where's the evidence, what about the risk, how much is it going to cost, what if it goes wrong, why is it so urgent ......it's not your infrastructure, it belongs to the company, stop trying to break it..." etc.

 

Nothing of any real value though, like a nurse, teacher etc

[Stutopia]

in your dreams

 

No in yours

 

 

Nightmares...

 

I'm a change manager / consultant trying to help companies develop & progress without breaking their IT environments. Sometimes feel a bit like that chap in Tiananmen Square.

 

Like I'm stood in front of a column of projects and programmes saying "But have you tested this, where's the evidence, what about the risk, how much is it going to cost, what if it goes wrong, why is it so urgent ......it's not your infrastructure, it belongs to the company, stop trying to break it..." etc.

 

Nothing of any real value though, like a nurse, teacher etc

 

Jesus, sounds just like one of my days. Trying to hold back the tide of brilliant ideas from people "who know about IT" but can't use excel.

[Darren-B]

I`m the brains behind the United Nations of zed modding in the south east, I have my iRomanian who talks with a funny accent & takes lots of pictures(he has a pretty wife to). & I have a Doctor from Cameroon who can only operate when on his head & says SAY alot (he has a pretty cousin). Together there is nothing we can't do with a zed

[Wasso]

I`m the brains behind the United Nations of zed modding in the south east, I have my iRomanian who talks with a funny accent & takes lots of pictures(he has a pretty wife to). & I have a Doctor from Cameroon who can only operate when on his head & says SAY alot (he has a pretty cousin). Together there is nothing we can't do with a zed

 

Brilliant

[Darren-B]

I`m the brains behind the United Nations of zed modding in the south east, I have my iRomanian who talks with a funny accent & takes lots of pictures(he has a pretty wife to). & I have a Doctor from Cameroon who can only operate when on his head & says SAY alot (he has a pretty cousin). Together there is nothing we can't do with a zed

 

Brilliant

 

Had to be careful how I worded that incase I upset anyone with our strange sense of humour

[spursmaddave]

I`m the brains behind the United Nations of zed modding in the south east, I have my iRomanian who talks with a funny accent & takes lots of pictures(he has a pretty wife to). & I have a Doctor from Cameroon who can only operate when on his head & says SAY alot (he has a pretty cousin). Together there is nothing we can't do with a zed

 

Brilliant

 

Had to be careful how I worded that incase I upset anyone with our strange sense of humour

 

I never worrying about upsetting anyone

[Darren-B]

Thats because you drive a laaaaggguuuuaaaarrrr, your just below the merc, bmw & audi drivers

[ioneabee]

I`m the brains behind the United Nations of zed modding in the south east, I have my iRomanian who talks with a funny accent & takes lots of pictures(he has a pretty wife to). & I have a Doctor from Cameroon who can only operate when on his head & says SAY alot (he has a pretty cousin). Together there is nothing we can't do with a zed

 

Brilliant

 

Had to be careful how I worded that incase I upset anyone with our strange sense of humour

no chance of that - we all appear to have the same sense of humour................warped

[spursmaddave]

Thats because you drive a laaaaggguuuuaaaarrrr, your just below the merc, bmw & audi drivers

 

[nowhereboy]

I used to be a pub manager, great job, got loads of woman and the social part of it was brilliant. The hours were awful tho and the money was even worse.

 

I work for a broker in car insurance now, much better money and better hours but the job is mind destroyingly boring.

[Dizzy]

I'm a Gobal storage Manager for an Auto motive logistics company, get to travel the world, currently in China for two week's, then UK for a week than out to the states for a week...!

[Dblock]

I sell dope. Bought the 350z for a laugh but the glove box at the back is really handy.

[DoogyRev]

I sell dope. Bought the 350z for a laugh but the glove box at the back is really handy.

 

I thought it was Speed, seeing as you never seem to sleep

[Suits]

I'm a Compliance Auditor.

 

I work for the Government and I'm based in HM Treasury in Westminster.

 

I like my job and get to work in some fantastic buildings.

 

370Z has nothing to do with it at all.

 

D-Block - Where you based man ??

[Adrian@TORQEN]

I'm a Compliance Auditor.

 

I work for the Government and I'm based in HM Treasury in Westminster.

 

I like my job and get to work in some fantastic buildings.

 

370Z has nothing to do with it at all.

 

D-Block - Where you based man ??

 

I have his location, PM me!

[Darren-B]

I'm a Compliance Auditor.

 

I work for the Government and I'm based in HM Treasury in Westminster.

 

I like my job and get to work in some fantastic buildings.

 

370Z has nothing to do with it at all.

 

D-Block - Where you based man ??

 

I have his location, PM me!

 

Cheeky foreigner trying to get kudos for your asylum application

[Adrian@TORQEN]

I'm a Compliance Auditor.

 

I work for the Government and I'm based in HM Treasury in Westminster.

 

I like my job and get to work in some fantastic buildings.

 

370Z has nothing to do with it at all.

 

D-Block - Where you based man ??

 

I have his location, PM me!

 

Cheeky foreigner trying to get kudos for your asylum application

 

Mr Ogunkelele, if anyone asks, I'm as British as you are, I just happen to have a very sexy exotic accent, too!

 

Now, what's the plan, any zed supercharging this weekend?

[NeilMH]

Now retired but previous 2 jobs were:

 

- Marketing and Distribution for a large Retail Stockbroker

- Exploring new market opportunities, business problem resolution and developing future talent at an FS company

 

I didn't have the Zed at the time.

 

However, at both companies it was noticeable how "what car you had in the car park" was a major source of "mine is bigger and better than yours" discussions which, at times, became laughable. So, in later years, in protest, I used to commute to work in a D Reg 1.0 Polo/Nissan Micra Colette (thus also pocketing the alternative cash allowance each month )

[Dave-350]

A project manager in a composite resin company that deals with pipelines in offshore. I also look after our sister company who specialise in polyurethane liquids / resins for flat roofs and cladding.

 

I deal in small amounts of PU adhesive, used with promenade tiles for flat roofs.

 

Do you use it with some kind of waterproofing then? Or do you just manufacture the adhesive?

[bizz]

I'm a 350z-uk.com and the370z.com researcher - finding cracking deals for nissan parts :lol:

 

Also known as Father Christmas but delivers all the way through the year

[AliveBoy]

in your dreams

 

No in yours

 

 

Nightmares...

 

I'm a change manager / consultant trying to help companies develop & progress without breaking their IT environments. Sometimes feel a bit like that chap in Tiananmen Square.

 

Like I'm stood in front of a column of projects and programmes saying "But have you tested this, where's the evidence, what about the risk, how much is it going to cost, what if it goes wrong, why is it so urgent ......it's not your infrastructure, it belongs to the company, stop trying to break it..." etc.

 

Nothing of any real value though, like a nurse, teacher etc

 

Jesus, sounds just like one of my days. Trying to hold back the tide of brilliant ideas from people "who know about IT" but can't use excel.

 

I love excel! I organise my work so that I can have whole days only on excel

[Wasso]

A man after my own heart

[Jay M1988]

Used to be a quantity surveyor for one of the uks leading commercial builders, still struggling to get back into construction to pursue this

 

At the mo I'm now back in I.t. Fixing uad's remotely

[wizurd]

Uad?

[SteveM]

Self employed Civil / Structural Draughtsman / Technician

 

have worked on some pretty high profile projects, Wembly stadium, Heathrow Terminal 5, plans for Terminal 6 and the third runway, Crossrail, the Thames Tideway Project, Hindhead tunnel and plenty of others

 

the Zed has nothing to do with what i do... use my ZX12r to come to work in the summer and my 320d touring in the winter.