50 Shades of Grey

[ioneabee]

Well, I've looked it up Vik but not sure I like the sound of it to be honest I might borrow SMD's copy when he's finished with it but I don't think I'll buy my own just yet.

I WOULDN'T borrow his copy if I were you...........and I think you know why without me spelling it out

[spursmaddave]

Well, I've looked it up Vik but not sure I like the sound of it to be honest I might borrow SMD's copy when he's finished with it but I don't think I'll buy my own just yet.

 

Have you got a Kindle Annie, my paperback copy is all stuck together

[spursmaddave]

Well, I've looked it up Vik but not sure I like the sound of it to be honest I might borrow SMD's copy when he's finished with it but I don't think I'll buy my own just yet.

I WOULDN'T borrow his copy if I were you...........and I think you know why without me spelling it out

 

Oi that's slanderous

 

I have drawn lots of pictures to help illustrate it for Annie

[ioneabee]

Well, I've looked it up Vik but not sure I like the sound of it to be honest I might borrow SMD's copy when he's finished with it but I don't think I'll buy my own just yet.

I WOULDN'T borrow his copy if I were you...........and I think you know why without me spelling it out

 

Oi that's slanderous

 

I have drawn lots of pictures to help illustrate it for Annie

and how is she going to separate the pages ?

[twobears]

Suddenly I don't feel so well I'll take the Kindle version please SMD

[ioneabee]

Suddenly I don't feel so well I'll take the Kindle version please SMD

[DoogyRev]

Well, I've looked it up Vik but not sure I like the sound of it to be honest I might borrow SMD's copy when he's finished with it but I don't think I'll buy my own just yet.

I WOULDN'T borrow his copy if I were you...........and I think you know why without me spelling it out

 

Oi that's slanderous

 

I have drawn lots of pictures to help illustrate it for Annie

and how is she going to separate the pages ?

 

Dave will just remove those pages and put his own version in to replace them

 

[ioneabee]

Hey Jim

as my kids would say.......are you there yet ?

[Vik54]

As a female friend of mine said to me...

 

"It's ****ing awful and anyone who reads it and think Christian Grey is anything other than a sadistic charisma vacumn is a half wit. Books written for people with special needs! Xx"

 

Awh does she not have a sense of humour / realise its fiction?

 

You do understand that this response is actually code for "I want in your pants Bounty Bar Kid" don't you?

[Stew]

As a female friend of mine said to me...

 

"It's ****ing awful and anyone who reads it and think Christian Grey is anything other than a sadistic charisma vacumn is a half wit. Books written for people with special needs! Xx"

 

Awh does she not have a sense of humour / realise its fiction?

 

You do understand that this response is actually code for "I want in your pants Bounty Bar Kid" don't you?

 

It's code for 'show me the thobbing bounty bar in your pants and put it in my wrapper.....'

[Vik54]

Mr McIntosh!

[BulletMagnet]

[Cragus]

 

[Stew]

Quite why he keeps an unwrapped bounty bar in his pants I have no idea though.... It'd surely melt everywhere. Just as well she has a wrapped to put it away in!

[Squee]

Fair play to the author of those books - all she's done is written a bit of smut and must be making crazy money by now. Apparently the books have sold out pretty much everywhere!

 

I've only just realised what this 'Grey' thing is all about - my Facebook newsfeed is full of comments from my friends who are really into it. I thought it was some publicity stunt for a new brand of Earl Grey teabag but apparently the teabagging will be in a subsequent instalment.

 

S.

[daveparkin]

I really need to get out more - I just clicked on this topic thinking it was going to be about the bumpers not matching on Gunmetal zeds

[Vik54]

I thought it was some publicity stunt for a new brand of Earl Grey teabag but apparently the teabagging will be in a subsequent instalment.

 

[spursmaddave]

Well Bounty Bar Kid I am expert in confectionary in the bedroom although mars bars are my speciality....

[spursmaddave]

I really need to get out more - I just clicked on this topic thinking it was going to be about the bumpers not matching on Gunmetal zeds

 

I think Wasso did a version called 20 Shades of Azure last year in Wales

 

[glrnet]

meeeeooooow

 

 

I really need to get out more - I just clicked on this topic thinking it was going to be about the bumpers not matching on Gunmetal zeds

 

I think Wasso did a version called 20 Shades of Azure last year in Wales

 

[spursmaddave]

meeeeooooow

 

Saucer of milk to Gravesend

 

We can all laugh about it now.... apart from Ian who still wakes up in the middle of the night sobbing uncontrollably holding his pillow close and rocking slightly...

[smudgedon]

I'm gonna start a trend for the guys

 

"50 sheds in grey"

[nzr350z]

Wondered when the Grecian products would be mentioned

[twobears]

" ...apparently the teabagging will be in a subsequent instalment."

 

Steady on Sarah

 

"...mars bars are my speciality...."

 

SMD, are we talking fun-sized?

[The Bounty Bar Kid]

As a female friend of mine said to me...

 

"It's ****ing awful and anyone who reads it and think Christian Grey is anything other than a sadistic charisma vacumn is a half wit. Books written for people with special needs! Xx"

 

Awh does she not have a sense of humour / realise its fiction?

 

You do understand that this response is actually code for "I want in your pants Bounty Bar Kid" don't you?

 

It's code for 'show me the thobbing bounty bar in your pants and put it in my wrapper.....'

 

Definitely not that kinda friends.