spursmaddave Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 Well every single woman in the entire universe seems to be reading this at the moment, both the girls who work for me are reading it in their lunchbreaks. I don't know if it is the warm weather or the stairs but both looked a little flushed yesterday afternoon I was intrigued, at first I thought it was a catalogue for 370z colour options, but I soon realised it was just a porno with no pictures, a bit like the stories in razz mags of old but an extended version. At least now Mary is reading porn on her new Kindle I shouldn't get told off if I am watching some proper porn on the telly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zugara Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 Thats the difference dave...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarmac@TarmacSportz Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 My Missus has just started the first book, she be horny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted July 6, 2012 Author Share Posted July 6, 2012 My Missus has just started the first book, she be horny I am just composing 50 Shades of Dave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R35LEE Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 Good thing about that book is that by comparrison it makes redtube not seem quite as bad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OllyB Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 My gf has asked for some silver balls for her birthday, not sure why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted July 6, 2012 Author Share Posted July 6, 2012 Good thing about that book is that by comparrison it makes redtube not seem quite as bad Yep it is open season on hardcore in our house.... what's the difference between watching it and readin about it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vik54 Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 Its not all its cracked up to be guyz - I read them a while back, all three in three days If your women are rampant after reading them then you haven't been doing your duty now have you?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R35LEE Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 Its not all its cracked up to be guyz - I read them a while back, all three in three days If your women are rampant after reading them then you haven't been doing your duty now have you?! I don't know how you can say this vik It's total filth and even the Germans would rate it XXXXX. True under the counter stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted July 6, 2012 Author Share Posted July 6, 2012 Its not all its cracked up to be guyz - I read them a while back, all three in three days If your women are rampant after reading them then you haven't been doing your duty now have you?! or maybe you just have more exotic tastes than most women Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cragus Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 My Missus has just started the first book, she be horny I am just composing 50 Shades of Dave I thought it would be 50 shades of gay for you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vik54 Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 Its not all its cracked up to be guyz - I read them a while back, all three in three days If your women are rampant after reading them then you haven't been doing your duty now have you?! I don't know how you can say this vik It's total filth and even the Germans would rate it XXXXX. True under the counter stuff How is it total filth? Just a wee bit of consensual BDSM -its all relative although there was one scene in book two that gave me a few palpitations Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted July 6, 2012 Author Share Posted July 6, 2012 its all relative Isn't that sort of thing illegal apart from in Norfolk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted July 6, 2012 Author Share Posted July 6, 2012 My Missus has just started the first book, she be horny I am just composing 50 Shades of Dave I thought it would be 50 shades of gay for you? You just know that porno is already being cast The girls at work were saying they can't wait for a film version.... I could have lent them something similar but Industrial Tribunals are such a drag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twobears Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 As usual, I am slow to catch on. Whatever are you all talking about? I hope I'm not going to regret asking this question? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted July 6, 2012 Author Share Posted July 6, 2012 As usual, I am slow to catch on. Whatever are you all talking about? I hope I'm not going to regret asking this question? Drop me a PM and I will explain it all in great detail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twobears Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 SMD, that sounds suspiciously like a trick and I am not going to fall for it I think one of the ladies should PM me to save your blushes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vik54 Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 As usual, I am slow to catch on. Whatever are you all talking about? I hope I'm not going to regret asking this question? Drop me a PM and I will explain it all in great detail Jesus - no Annie - dont - ITS A TRAP!! Just go look on Amazon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted July 6, 2012 Author Share Posted July 6, 2012 SMD, that sounds suspiciously like a trick and I am not going to fall for it I think one of the ladies should PM me to save your blushes My blushes.... I haven't blushed in a long time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bounty Bar Kid Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 Thank-you Fifty Shades of Grey, for giving every girl ridiculous standards. Now I have no hope whatsoever! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted July 6, 2012 Author Share Posted July 6, 2012 Thank-you Fifty Shades of Grey, for giving every girl ridiculous standards. Now I have no hope whatsoever! You will just have to raise the bar (pun intended) Remember using a feather is kinky.... Using the whole chicken is perverted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoogyRev Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 Thank-you Fifty Shades of Grey, for giving every girl ridiculous standards. Now I have no hope whatsoever! You will just have to raise the bar (pun intended) Remember using a feather is kinky.... Using the whole chicken is perverted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bounty Bar Kid Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 Thank-you Fifty Shades of Grey, for giving every girl ridiculous standards. Now I have no hope whatsoever! You will just have to raise the bar (pun intended) Remember using a feather is kinky.... Using the whole chicken is perverted As mentioned before, I have enough trouble talking to them, so now this! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twobears Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 Well, I've looked it up Vik but not sure I like the sound of it to be honest I might borrow SMD's copy when he's finished with it but I don't think I'll buy my own just yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bounty Bar Kid Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 As a female friend of mine said to me... "It's ****ing awful and anyone who reads it and think Christian Grey is anything other than a sadistic charisma vacumn is a half wit. Books written for people with special needs! Xx" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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