Ekona

I killed Bambi

I quite like it when the filter is used to correct spelling mistakes and txt spk, i.e. teh becomes the, cos becomes because, m8 becomes mate etc.

Not the ESP version, I bet. Porsche recommend (i.e. are paid money to advertise) Mobil 1 too, but the regular version, not that crap that's supposed to help with emissions.

How To Make A Car Look Fugly, pt1

Personally I don't see why we need a swear filter at all. Okay, maybe for the c word which seems to be hated (although I used to censor my own use, anyway), but really we're all adults and self moderation works better than any filter. If someone swears all the time they become dull, but if swearing is used sparsely then it can be used to great effect to liven up a post.

I'd love one. It's exactly what we should be doing, and that's reducing weight not adding heavy motors and batteries and things.

That's the guy from IMOC, I read that when he posted it and thought it was the least funny thing ever. It was like he tried to copy those funny ads, but just failed on every level. If it was an Almera or a Corolla or something equally bland it'd be a much better joke, but because it's a sportscar it just came across as a bit too try-hard.

I spent two hours last night doing basically nothing. I went exploring in the north and found the prison, some bits of the letter, robbed a couple of gas stations, bought some new threads, and played nine holes of golf. Two hours. And I didn't advance the main game one little bit.

JUST GO AND BUY IT FROM A SHOP AND SEND THE OTHER COPY BACK

Ssssshhhhhhh I really want to just leave work and go and play this, tbh. Haven't felt like that about a game in a long time. Reading about other people's experiences with this across various forums makes me realise that I've barely scratched the surface, and that everyone is having a different experience so far.

Why? Do you feel your emissions system needs help? I wouldn't bother in a perormance car, put something proper in that's designed to protect the engine when it's being driven hard.

I slept with my lapdancer

It's utterly superb. I spent about 6 hours with it yesterday, and I've not even scratched the surface. I spent a while watching TV, playing some tennis, did a race, smashed some mugger up and gave the lady her bag back, got a 'fro, and I've not even done the first heist yet.

Impotent Rage is my new hero.

I think Alex will have all this data, or at least I'd be amazed if he didn't.

Agreed, but allow for a couple of hours in case of any hiccups with stuck bolts etc.

Midget

I didn't think I was that short, but clearly others have said different! I'm about 5'9" so not exactly Stretch Armstrong.

At what price, though? More weight = more power needed for same performance = less dynamic drive. I suspect it may also be 4WD, which would completely change the ethos of the car.

...but when I do, I'd like to think they're something a bit different. Ladies and gents, I present you, This Is Japan World Cup 3! I'm genuinely crying with laughter after watching that :lol: It's just so incredibly mental, it's brilliant!

Number 2 is the best by some margin, out of those four. First one is too squashed, third looks ungainly and plain, fourth has three different fonts. Second one gives prominence to the Z logo, whilst remaining compact and easy on the eye. Actually, I'd go as far to say that the second one is probably one of the best logos I've ever seen for any club.

P3. Deffo.

DO NOT INSTALL THE PLAY DISC!!! R* are specifically telling 360 owners not to do that, as it will hamper the performance significantly. Uninstall it dude, bedore you get too far.

Would need to see them in the flesh on a car, but my gut says no.

Cancel it and go buy from a shop?