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100% get a solicitor. For a few hundred quid, peace of mind if nothing else.

Okay, you seriously need more detail in that advert. I'm working off the PH one as it's much more user friendly. First off, make the first pic this one: That shows the car in the light, much more attractive shot. Now, change that text as a single paragraph is hard to read. List your things out, so like this: XXXXX miles MOT expires XX-XX-XX Last serviced XX-XX-XX Where where the services done? (why did the car go 5000 over one service interval?) When were the services done? When did you do the mods? Are the tyre sizes correct? Where were the mods installed? Etc As much as I hate to pimp myself, this was my ad on here. Now the PH version had more pics, and I know a 911 has more options, but that should give you an idea of what I would expect to see in a decent advert. The more detail you give them, the less chance you have of numpties ringing up and asking silly questions.

Looks like those ones have a couple of 50mm drivers in with some software decoding to fool your ears into thinking you have 7.1 speakers in there. Basically, they work on the same principle as a sound bar. The software driving these things really is very good these days, and most people would be hard pressed to tell the difference.

Aren't they animated teenagers?! Not sure I see your point...? Never be as hawt as Ariel though. Dat chick be fine bro!

Like I said, if you're going to buy a Golf might as well get a Golf matey

We normally just do one-off posts, not really that much call for another Sticky thread or forum section that most folks just ignore. Just stick a post up mate, someone'll help you

The two women in Frozen are fit though

Not bad at all, how much is shipping?

Sounds like a plan. I'd never noticed you had a Fairlady badge on before!

Fallen or nicked?

Assuming no bolts are stuck, then about an hour a corner. Exact cost will depend on labour rates, could be as high as £100 down south or as low as £40 up north. Or anywhere in-between, of course.

Great for off-roading

Those tyre ratings are utter nonsense. Worst thing the EU ever brought in IMHO. It's like me saying to you that both a 350Z and a GT-R are capable of 0-60 in under 6 secs, so are both fast: True, but one is significantly better than the other. Primacys are for shopping trolleys. MPSS are for performance cars.

They're round the back!

Awww, I missed all the fun I guess the biggest point I'd make is that I don't care how fast a diesel is in a straight line, or round a corner, or whatever: It's still a diesel, and thus makes a horrible noise and revs to about 27rpm. Much in the way I'd rather have a slower RWD car than a fast FWD one, I'd rather have a slow petrol car than a fast diesel. And saying all that, I'd quite fancy a nice diesel barge like that for motorway commuting. Must be quite epic with all that torque!

It's not that bad, I guess you're just not expected to leave games on there you don't play any more. I picked up a 4TB drive from Amazon for peanuts, should give me more than enough storage space for ever and a day. Xbone has 3 USB ports btw.

Got Far Cry 4 yesterday on the Xbone for free, thanks Ubisoft! Not played it yet, will give it a whirl over Christmas.

Mine died within a month, but it was replaced very quickly (when I managed to speak to a human being!). Electronics go wrong, the PS4 had many issues at launch but Sony sorted them efficiently.

It looks like you couldn't afford a decent plate, so got a crappy one instead. Or maybe some people will just wonder what a nollsy is? Each to their own matey, if you like it put it on, but it's not to my taste.

Hooray, we agree on something!

Don't, I'm pretty famous for my always-on nips. Tiny little things, but by jove do they like standing to attention!

Well, he was being a bellend, so at least I was truthful

Beetroot?

Crap legs, amazing butt I'll have you know!

Also, the mk3 1.6L Focus is an utter turd. Messy cabin, lifeless steering, gutless engine, and those rear light clusters are just a shocking piece of design.