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It looks like you couldn't afford a decent plate, so got a crappy one instead. Or maybe some people will just wonder what a nollsy is? Each to their own matey, if you like it put it on, but it's not to my taste.

Hooray, we agree on something!

Don't, I'm pretty famous for my always-on nips. Tiny little things, but by jove do they like standing to attention!

Well, he was being a bellend, so at least I was truthful

Beetroot?

Crap legs, amazing butt I'll have you know!

Also, the mk3 1.6L Focus is an utter turd. Messy cabin, lifeless steering, gutless engine, and those rear light clusters are just a shocking piece of design.

Show off!

I sold the best car I'll ever own: But I got to take her to Le Mans and watch Porsche's return to top class sportscar racing, and at least I can say I owned my dream car. In terms of Z-related stuff, I was fortunate enough to drive an incredibly well-sorted turbocharged 350Z, and it made me realise just what a great car the Zed actually is.

Oh god man, I thought I was going to bleed out with the amount of blood!

Mine never quite healed properly, I have a little scar where it went ping.

Don't like to manufacturer their own?! Pfft, useless. Go somewhere else.

Memory like an elephant, me. Brain like a goldfish, but that's another thing altogether... Who are you again?

I remember this but I dont think I remember seeing Dan ripped his Bango string I've never forgotten

Surely not, doesn't sound like me at all!

Bear in mind we all think that Audi & BMW drivers don't own indicators, and cyclists and horse riders should be banned from the roads, I think we should probably refrain from lobbing small rocks whilst residing in properties made from heated sand

This doesn't happen often, but... Clearly I was wrong And for once, I'm glad!

If senior folks are unable to distinguish between genuine and fraud calls, then they are likely to have bigger issues. It also makes the assumption that old people are stupid, which I'm loathe to make. Some of these scams have been around for years, and they weren't all old people back then. I mean, obviously the people trying this are scum, but there's more than enough knowledge out there now to prevent these things happening. I'm not even convinced that it's old people in particular who are suffering, I think it's more the average Joe who is just a bit stupid. If you're stupid, then there's not a lot any one can do to help you.

I hate to say it, but it's getting to the point where I'm running out of sympathy for people who get caught by scams like these.

Not quite, they have Islam and hating infidels in common but that's about it. The Pakistani Taliban would actually quite like to legitimately rule a country, albeit under an iron fist, but ISIS just want to control an entire area under their rule rather than a country. It's a bit like different versions of Islam, just two very evil and dangerous ones.

It wasn't ISIS though, it was the Taliban. Still mind boggling how anyone could shoot that many kids, or even target them in the first place.

Perfect, cheers bud

Oh god no, we've been perfectly civil in comparison DBlock asked to get banned, I think. And thank God for that!

So who is Torqen on here, Ady or Taras? Is there not some rule we have about dual accounts? Not that I'm bothered, but it would be nice to know who has actually posted what. Even if they sign off their own name at the bottom of each post would be fine.