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Great for off-roading

Those tyre ratings are utter nonsense. Worst thing the EU ever brought in IMHO. It's like me saying to you that both a 350Z and a GT-R are capable of 0-60 in under 6 secs, so are both fast: True, but one is significantly better than the other. Primacys are for shopping trolleys. MPSS are for performance cars.

They're round the back!

Awww, I missed all the fun I guess the biggest point I'd make is that I don't care how fast a diesel is in a straight line, or round a corner, or whatever: It's still a diesel, and thus makes a horrible noise and revs to about 27rpm. Much in the way I'd rather have a slower RWD car than a fast FWD one, I'd rather have a slow petrol car than a fast diesel. And saying all that, I'd quite fancy a nice diesel barge like that for motorway commuting. Must be quite epic with all that torque!

It's not that bad, I guess you're just not expected to leave games on there you don't play any more. I picked up a 4TB drive from Amazon for peanuts, should give me more than enough storage space for ever and a day. Xbone has 3 USB ports btw.

Got Far Cry 4 yesterday on the Xbone for free, thanks Ubisoft! Not played it yet, will give it a whirl over Christmas.

Mine died within a month, but it was replaced very quickly (when I managed to speak to a human being!). Electronics go wrong, the PS4 had many issues at launch but Sony sorted them efficiently.

It looks like you couldn't afford a decent plate, so got a crappy one instead. Or maybe some people will just wonder what a nollsy is? Each to their own matey, if you like it put it on, but it's not to my taste.

Hooray, we agree on something!

Don't, I'm pretty famous for my always-on nips. Tiny little things, but by jove do they like standing to attention!

Well, he was being a bellend, so at least I was truthful

Beetroot?

Crap legs, amazing butt I'll have you know!

Also, the mk3 1.6L Focus is an utter turd. Messy cabin, lifeless steering, gutless engine, and those rear light clusters are just a shocking piece of design.

Show off!

I sold the best car I'll ever own: But I got to take her to Le Mans and watch Porsche's return to top class sportscar racing, and at least I can say I owned my dream car. In terms of Z-related stuff, I was fortunate enough to drive an incredibly well-sorted turbocharged 350Z, and it made me realise just what a great car the Zed actually is.

Oh god man, I thought I was going to bleed out with the amount of blood!

Mine never quite healed properly, I have a little scar where it went ping.

Don't like to manufacturer their own?! Pfft, useless. Go somewhere else.

Memory like an elephant, me. Brain like a goldfish, but that's another thing altogether... Who are you again?

I remember this but I dont think I remember seeing Dan ripped his Bango string I've never forgotten

Surely not, doesn't sound like me at all!

Bear in mind we all think that Audi & BMW drivers don't own indicators, and cyclists and horse riders should be banned from the roads, I think we should probably refrain from lobbing small rocks whilst residing in properties made from heated sand

This doesn't happen often, but... Clearly I was wrong And for once, I'm glad!