Zmanalex has everything..!! Hes the hero of Zeditis.
Edward Snowden told me Alex invented Zeditis in a garage up north by mixing special quantities of Nissan coolant, diff fluid and Brembo brake dust in an old Zed sump, using a dipstick as an agitator. He spreads a fine layer of it on the inside of each parcel that goes out, next day. Then drinks the rest to maintain his Zed superhero powers
Your an agitator.
Do try and squeeze a verb into your sentences if you can, they make more sense.