ioneabee

I was once stood at a bar (or at least peering over the lip) turned round to ask my friends what they wanted to drink and got a complete eyefull (nearly lost my eyesight) of a very tall (to me) and very well endowed lady - it does have its uses, being of the smaller stature variety

thats not him !!!!!

then they (and us) live by the consequences - it still wouldn't happen though - not enough are that stupid

I've always argued for this

I never ever ever ever want to go to Russia

go direct to your local dealer - give them the part number and its usually in next day

got mine from envy

oh dear...................but which set of pictures are you referring to LRF4N's or SMD's

Looked like good fun - but.................I don't get the out of focus/blurring of the vid ........................ made my eyes hurt (pipe and slippers may also be needed)

had my "springs" re-done last year by the dealer - worked fine until now - I'm guessing the cold weather is affecting it

i put this up 12 months ago

yep - no butter required

why is it that someone (clown for example) can just take stunning pictures with any old bit of kit , whereas me........

where's that butter

I thought you used it when she kerbs your alloys except I lose every time

she uses that app all the time

my wife has the latest apple product .....................in fact she's using it now...................its the i-ron I'll get my coat

http://www.humor4you.com/fundoc.asp?cat_id=29&image=backdoorn.jpg&cat_desc=Relationship carefull !!!!

Mines due mid Feb I think

flashing ? I'll get mine too

it makes you wonder what they would charge him with though ???

A man sees a sign outside a house - 'Talking Dog For Sale.' He rings the bell, the owner appears and tells him the dog can be viewed in the back garden. The man sees a very nice looking Labrador Retriever sitting there. "Do you really talk?" he asks the dog. "Yes," the Labrador replies. After recovering from the shock of hearing the dog talk, the man asks, "So, tell me your story." The Labrador looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I joined the SAS. "In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one imagined that a dog would be eavesdropping. "I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at Heathrow to do some undercover security work, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded several medals. I got married, had a few puppies, and now I've just retired." The man is amazed. He goes back into the house and asks the owner how much he wants for the dog. "Ten quid," the owner says. "£10!!? But this dog is absolutely amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheaply?" "Because he's a lying bastard. He's never been out of the garden.."

probably my wife !!! - the kerbing on mine were obviously immaculate conceptions

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