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Cheers on the saturday drive - which point is the lunch / tea / comfort break stop main reason for asking - will have to enter the sat nag details as 2 routes (limitation on the connect premium - only 5 way points allowed)

Lady (Health worker): Do you drink ? Man: Yes. Lady: How much a day? Man: Three 6 packs. Lady: How much per 6 pack? Man: About £5.00. Lady: And how long have you been drinking? Man: 15 years. Lady: So one 6 pack costs £5.00, and you have 3 packs a day which puts your spending each month at £450. In one year, it would be £5,400 correct? Man: Correct. Lady: If in 1 year you spend £5,400 not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending at £81,000 correct? Man: Correct. Lady: Do you know that if you hadn't drank, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and, after accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari? Man: Do you drink? Lady: No. Man: Where's your f ** king Ferrari?

now there's a time saver - Colin, care to share ?

can you enter several routes and store them then ? I didn't know that ? can you point me to the page in the manual

One friend said to the other: What is a dilemma, actually? He replied: Well, there's no better example to illustrate that. Imagine that you are lying in a big bed with a beautiful naked young woman on one side and a gay man on the other. Who are you going to turn your back on?

someone buried a body under the carpet

The UK law states that the two front side windows, i.e. the windows either side of the driver’s head, must have a VLT (visable light transmition) of >70%. That means that at least 70% of light must pass through. Most modern car windows are made of glass with a 80-70% VLT, so even a very light film applied to the front windows will take the VLT the wrong side of 70% and therefore will not be legal.

like - which bits

don't forget to include the lawn mower impression

Managed to clean mine last weekend - not a hope of doing anything this weekend tho it'll have to have a quick going over on Friday morning methinks

watch a youtube clip to see how to do it properly - such as this one - there are lots more search youtube "how to clay bar your car"

wow

adverts been pulled now - but saw it earlier.................in excess of 100K mileage though ?? - i can't remember whether it was a derv or petrol though ?

that is unbelivably cheap

'cos your closer to the sun than the rest of us

several series in - where have you been

black does come up well doesn't it

I innitialy thought that was BBK in the background, but then realised my error when I saw him holding hands with a girl

garage near me quoted 110N - converts to 81ft/lbs

you you've had a lot of plastic work done then ?

Because I'm on building sites alot - I got a pair of cheap rubber ones on ebay - they've been in a year now and still holding up (cost about £20 IIRC) they do creep a little - but just a little tug every so often sorts that my originals are then still in pristine condition and go back in when I'm not working

:lol: think you had a bit of overspray there

I would just refer you to this thread http://www.350z-uk.com/topic/59847-wifey-is-now-banned/page__hl__wifey I rest my case m'lud

except I'm trying to lose weight