ianphampton Posted February 14, 2013 Posted February 14, 2013 Oscar Pistorius has been arrested for shooting his girlfriend Police say he hasn't got a leg to stand on Sorry . . . . I'll get my coat 2 Quote
Ekona Posted February 14, 2013 Posted February 14, 2013 It was a bit of an extreme way to avoid buying your missus a valentine's present. In fairness though, he did warn her if she cracked the old "Would you like one leg or two?" joke whilst carving the chicken again... 1 Quote
glrnet Posted February 14, 2013 Posted February 14, 2013 I've got another but I daren't post it here Quote
glrnet Posted February 14, 2013 Posted February 14, 2013 Who? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-21459240 Quote
Builder49 Posted February 14, 2013 Posted February 14, 2013 They are saying its a possible accidental shooting because he thought she was an intruder........... but I heard he pulled a blade on her first ? Quote
The Bounty Bar Kid Posted February 14, 2013 Posted February 14, 2013 Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius. 1 Quote
rabbitstew Posted February 14, 2013 Posted February 14, 2013 Ive never seen a burglar who looked like an underwear model before.... However, the reports ive read say he has a history of loosing his rag, apparently the police were called to the house before after he hit her or something, and he`s attacked neighbours before. The whole story that he thought she was an intruder seems to have been made up, as police say they never said that. All seems a bit of a shame and a waste of his career and her life. I wonder if he`ll be allowed to wear those blades in prison as surely they could be a dangerous weapon? Quote
rtbiscuit Posted February 14, 2013 Posted February 14, 2013 the police now supsect he may have been drinking large quantities of alchol, apparently when they found him he was completely legless. 1 Quote
The Bounty Bar Kid Posted February 14, 2013 Posted February 14, 2013 Haha love a good joke So do I. I see one every day. When I look in the mirror. 1 Quote
Ebized Posted February 14, 2013 Posted February 14, 2013 Haha love a good joke So do I. I see one every day. When I look in the mirror. ah......... Dips don't put yourself down so - look at it this way, at least the mirror has stood up to what it saw and hasn't cracked giving you 7 years bad luck as well. Quote
rabbitstew Posted February 14, 2013 Posted February 14, 2013 She didn't notice Oscar sneaking up behind her. It was the silence of the limbs. 1 Quote
The Bounty Bar Kid Posted February 14, 2013 Posted February 14, 2013 Haha love a good joke So do I. I see one every day. When I look in the mirror. ah......... Dips don't put yourself down so - look at it this way, at least the mirror has stood up to what it saw and hasn't cracked giving you 7 years bad luck as well. Its been cracked for years. Can't be bothered replacing it. Quote
glrnet Posted February 15, 2013 Posted February 15, 2013 One of the most famous and well known men in South Africa arrives at court with a coat over his head!!!? Quote
Ebized Posted February 15, 2013 Posted February 15, 2013 Haha love a good joke So do I. I see one every day. When I look in the mirror. ah......... Dips don't put yourself down so - look at it this way, at least the mirror has stood up to what it saw and hasn't cracked giving you 7 years bad luck as well. Its been cracked for years. Can't be bothered replacing it. Then there's your pulling problem 7 years bad luck with that on the wall - replace it and we will all be pleased to see you soon posting a Quote
SteveM Posted February 15, 2013 Posted February 15, 2013 there's your pulling problem think you will find 'pulling' is not his problem Quote
AliveBoy Posted February 15, 2013 Posted February 15, 2013 Reports today saying that he shot her 4 times through the bathroom door! Personally I think he showed his true colours when he was beaten by a Brazilian at London 2012 and his first comment was "well his blades are too long". He doesn't seem to take too well to being beaten, so god knows what else could set him off! Quote
4RE Leather Posted February 15, 2013 Posted February 15, 2013 Haha love a good joke So do I. I see one every day. When I look in the mirror. ah......... Dips don't put yourself down so - look at it this way, at least the mirror has stood up to what it saw and hasn't cracked giving you 7 years bad luck as well. Its been cracked for years. Can't be bothered replacing it. It's been strengthened! Quote
Harryjax Posted February 15, 2013 Posted February 15, 2013 It must have been dark when Oscar Pitorius shot his girlfriend. He said he could not see two feet in front of him. 2 Quote
The Bounty Bar Kid Posted February 16, 2013 Posted February 16, 2013 First Tiger Woods, then Lance Armstrong, and now Oscar Pistorius. I think Nike should start telling their athletes "Don't Do It" Quote
rabbitstew Posted February 16, 2013 Posted February 16, 2013 Reports today saying that he shot her 4 times through the bathroom door! 3 headshots through a bathroom door though is good going. Maybe he should have entered the pistol shooting in the Olympics too?! Quote
pathfinder123 Posted February 16, 2013 Posted February 16, 2013 I know he was called "Blade Runner", but that was taking the role a bit too far... S. Quote
AliveBoy Posted February 16, 2013 Posted February 16, 2013 I know he was called "Blade Runner", but that was taking the role a bit too far... S. Maybe they should change that to Blade Gunner? Quote
spursmaddave Posted February 16, 2013 Posted February 16, 2013 Apparently Oscar has already become popular in prison, although he can't wear his blades he has taken up boxing to keep fit. So far he has had gone 6 fights without de feet... 1 Quote
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