Flex Posted January 17, 2013 Posted January 17, 2013 You can take a horse to water but you can't stop it ending up in your beef burgers. Quote
ChrisS Posted January 17, 2013 Posted January 17, 2013 Horse meat found in Tesco burgers. Camel toe found in Primark leggings. Think this is the winner by a good 10 lengths. It should get the winners rosette. 1 Quote
Chesterfield Posted January 17, 2013 Posted January 17, 2013 I didnt mind the Tesco burgers, they were good. Good to firm in places. Quote
Ebized Posted January 17, 2013 Posted January 17, 2013 Breaking News: Traces of zebras found in Tesco barcodes Quote
FUG Posted January 17, 2013 Posted January 17, 2013 the thought of those horse burgers gave me night mares last night !! Quote
Ekona Posted January 17, 2013 Posted January 17, 2013 I can't bear any more jokes! Wait, wrong animal. Quote
spursmaddave Posted January 17, 2013 Posted January 17, 2013 I can't bear any more jokes! Wait, wrong animal. You ass ! Closer link than yours Quote
spursmaddave Posted January 17, 2013 Posted January 17, 2013 I always preferred a Burger as a starter before a main meal, but I guess horses for courses... 1 Quote
glrnet Posted January 17, 2013 Author Posted January 17, 2013 I shall be locking this if this doesn't tail off soon Quote
spursmaddave Posted January 17, 2013 Posted January 17, 2013 If Tesco supplied KFC would it be a Kentucky Derby ? Quote
spursmaddave Posted January 17, 2013 Posted January 17, 2013 I shall be locking this if this doesn't tail off soon I canter believe it will run for too much longer... Quote
glrnet Posted January 17, 2013 Author Posted January 17, 2013 Or issue a warning ^ That was shocking Quote
spursmaddave Posted January 17, 2013 Posted January 17, 2013 I actually used to work for the meat distributors for Tesco, I got sacked as I recieved an email asking for 2 tonnes of horse meat but I marked it as spam... Quote
spursmaddave Posted January 17, 2013 Posted January 17, 2013 What is amusing me is all the vegetarians that are now sitting on their moral high horses.... Quote
glrnet Posted January 17, 2013 Author Posted January 17, 2013 Apparently Tesco are checking the Veggie Burgers just in case they contain Uniquorn.............................................I've got my coat Quote
spursmaddave Posted January 17, 2013 Posted January 17, 2013 I just bought some digestives from Tesco, I have thoroughly checked for any traces of horse products but I can only seabiscuit..... Quote
spursmaddave Posted January 17, 2013 Posted January 17, 2013 (edited) I don't want to brag but I am hung like a tesco burger :wink: Edited January 17, 2013 by spursmaddave Quote
CrumbMC Posted January 17, 2013 Posted January 17, 2013 I think someone is sending me death threats. Woke up this morning with a tesco burger on my pillow Quote
BulletMagnet Posted January 17, 2013 Posted January 17, 2013 (edited) Apparently Tesco are checking the Veggie Burgers just in case they contain Uniquorn.............................................I've got my coat Actually........ http://www.amazon.co...t/dp/B004CRYE2C Read the customer reviews Edited January 17, 2013 by BulletMagnet Quote
choptop Posted January 17, 2013 Posted January 17, 2013 I bet people will think twice about eating at their local Hungry Horse Pub :wink: Quote
glrnet Posted January 17, 2013 Author Posted January 17, 2013 Apparently Tesco are checking the Veggie Burgers just in case they contain Uniquorn.............................................I've got my coat Actually........ http://www.amazon.co...t/dp/B004CRYE2C Read the customer reviews OMG!! Quote
HEADPHONES Posted January 17, 2013 Posted January 17, 2013 Apparently Tesco sell different products in different countries. In India where the cow is considered a holy creature, local government is so worried they are now testing Tesco's popular HORSEBURGERS for traces of BEEF! Quote
Dblock Posted January 17, 2013 Posted January 17, 2013 Apparently Tesco sell different products in different countries. In India where the cow is considered a holy creature, local government is so worried they are now testing Tesco's popular HORSEBURGERS for traces of BEEF! You musnt getting it everyone was telling jokes or puns, being funny in general. What was that? That uniquorn one was epic. Quote
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