The Bounty Bar Kid Posted July 6, 2012 Posted July 6, 2012 " ...apparently the teabagging will be in a subsequent instalment." Steady on Sarah "...mars bars are my speciality...." SMD, are we talking fun-sized? With SMD it's kid-sized! Quote
Vik54 Posted July 6, 2012 Posted July 6, 2012 Ummmm - its so wrong that I want a Bounty right now Quote
Humpy Posted July 6, 2012 Posted July 6, 2012 Man all I hear from all the women is about this book... the term used I hear is ' Clit Lit ' Now people are talking about it on here * sobs in corner of the room * Quote
Humpy Posted July 6, 2012 Posted July 6, 2012 Ummmm - its so wrong that I want a Bounty right now Lol Bounty get your wrapper youve pulled Quote
BulletMagnet Posted July 6, 2012 Posted July 6, 2012 Man all I hear from all the women is about this book... the term used I hear is ' Clit Lit ' Quote
The Bounty Bar Kid Posted July 6, 2012 Posted July 6, 2012 Ummmm - its so wrong that I want a Bounty right now Lol Bounty get your wrapper youve pulled That'd be a first! Lol. Quote
spursmaddave Posted July 7, 2012 Author Posted July 7, 2012 " ...apparently the teabagging will be in a subsequent instalment." Steady on Sarah "...mars bars are my speciality...." SMD, are we talking fun-sized? It was when the king size ones first came out, I did put it in the freezer but it still melted very quickly Quote
Beavis Posted July 7, 2012 Posted July 7, 2012 Girlfriend is reading it by the pool right now in Mexico, I'm on my iPad viewing the forum! Quote
Stew Posted July 7, 2012 Posted July 7, 2012 I saw a woman reading 50 Shades of Grey on the train today. "At least you don't have to lick your fingers to turn the pages" I said with a smile, "You disgusting w**ker!" she screamed and stormed off down the carriage. Are all Kindle readers such miserable buggers? Quote
brillomaster Posted July 7, 2012 Posted July 7, 2012 brilliant! But glad you censored the punchline Quote
Gball1973 Posted July 7, 2012 Posted July 7, 2012 I saw a woman reading 50 Shades of Grey on the train today. "At least you don't have to lick your fingers to turn the pages" I said with a smile, "You disgusting w**ker!" she screamed and stormed off down the carriage. Are all Kindle readers such miserable buggers? Quote
Stew Posted July 7, 2012 Posted July 7, 2012 brilliant! But glad you censored the punchline Of course. Quote
The Bounty Bar Kid Posted July 8, 2012 Posted July 8, 2012 Thanks to '50 Shades of Grey', my wife's Kindle now smells like 50 cans of tuna. Quote
BulletMagnet Posted July 8, 2012 Posted July 8, 2012 Thanks to '50 Shades of Grey', my wife's Kindle now smells like 50 cans of tuna. The kindle isn't that narrow, and I recommend your wife washes more regularly... Quote
ioneabee Posted July 8, 2012 Posted July 8, 2012 I saw a woman reading 50 Shades of Grey on the train today. "At least you don't have to lick your fingers to turn the pages" I said with a smile, "You disgusting w**ker!" she screamed and stormed off down the carriage. Are all Kindle readers such miserable buggers? but you made a perfectly acurate statement , down to her and her dirty mind how she interprets it oh - just re-read it - thought you said "on her kindle" Quote
BulletMagnet Posted July 8, 2012 Posted July 8, 2012 I saw a woman reading 50 Shades of Grey on the train today. "At least you don't have to lick your fingers to turn the pages" I said with a smile, "You disgusting w**ker!" she screamed and stormed off down the carriage. Are all Kindle readers such miserable buggers? but you made a perfectly acurate statement , down to her and her dirty mind how she interprets it Is it just me or is that a midget joke? Quote
brillomaster Posted July 8, 2012 Posted July 8, 2012 i dont know what all the fuss is about, most girls i know say they just flicked right through it... Quote
Ian Posted July 8, 2012 Posted July 8, 2012 50 Shades of Andy Gray is pretty good https://twitter.com/50SOAndyGray Quote
The Bounty Bar Kid Posted July 8, 2012 Posted July 8, 2012 Thanks to '50 Shades of Grey', my wife's Kindle now smells like 50 cans of tuna. The kindle isn't that narrow, and I recommend your wife washes more regularly... Don't have one so no need to tell her anything. Quote
ioneabee Posted July 11, 2012 Posted July 11, 2012 The missus has got so fed up of everyone talking about this book - she's gone and bought her own mr ioneabee could be a very happy man soon or subject to lots of ridicule Quote
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