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It's a must-do if you've not been before, where are you parking?

Shouldn't be too bad, few queues around the circuit itself (especially the roads leading to the main entrance), but acceptable. I've never had any issues getting around that time of day, at least. Where are you heading for?

Probably given you back the wrong car

I quite like London. Haven't really been there too many times despite living in close proximity, but some bits are lovely. The museums especially, and the South Bank at Christmas was beautiful. The Academy at Brixton is one of my favourite gig venues too, although I've not seen anyone there for years.

Personally, I wouldn't even want to advertise that I was driving a diesel Astra, and I certainly wouldn't be making up fake brand badging to that end. Leave it subtle dude, don't go down the M-sport route of trying to badge up somethings as sporty when it's not.

I'm leaving tomorrow morning, heading down to Folkestone tonight though to get the early morning Tunnel. 'Cited!

Isn't having the fastest Astra diesel like pulling the 64 year-old at the Grab A Granny night? Sure, you've done better than most, but still not something to be proud of

Coke dealer it is then. Loads of money, easy to sell to the arty types, can retire in ten years (if you live that long).

Do you want money, or do you want to be happy? They're not mutually inclusive for 95% of the population.

So 3D plastic with a metal-style finish on part, with colour on 1/3rd? From a non-existing design? Yeah, dirt cheap! Dude, they're going to be mega-bucks. You'd be lucky to get stickers made up for £50 for the lot, let alone badges. Much better off either looking at stickers, or not bothering I think. I assume this is for a joke? Bit much to be spending on a laugh.

Doesn't do it on Safari on iPad, only on iPhone. More oddness.

What do you mean by badge? Material, size, method of fixing etc

Interesting how it does it across all mobile platforms. What browser are you Android folks using?

I got Spain, Portugal, Belgium and Nigeria in the sweepstake at work!

Yeah, 'cos that'll make everyone feel huge sympathy for taxi drivers. Worked so well for the tube drivers.

We've never had an issue of players not having quality, it's just that they never play like a team. That's why we'll exit early.

Just plans, for now. They wouldn't be enacted for at least another three years at a guess (nothing in the next year because of the election, nothing the year after whilst the new government settles in, then potentially the year after that).

Nice

It's impossible to have zero percent alcohol reading, as it would make life ridiculously complex. It's fine as it stands now, as if you're sensible you'll stick to the one shandy, and if you're a ***** you'll just drink 10 pints and not care. The new fines seem like a fairly good idea, but only if the realistic versions are scaled up accordingly. No-one ever got £2500 for speeding, more like £600 if you were going over the ton, so would that now equate to a £2500 fine? Or will the mags wimp out for fear of overloading the system with appeals and leave it as it is now? I don't know. If you don't want to pay the fine, then don't break the law. Obvious, I know. Patronising, I know. Still true, though.

PM the NSFW ones then, TAGL

OLD PIC IS OLD Those boobs are touching their knees now

Good effort! However, three things: 1) Bin the WD40, you need proper penetrating fluid (like PlusGas) for removing stuck stuff. Too late now, but worth remembering in the future, it's saved me hours of hard graft over the years. 2) Minus 25 man points for wearing gloves and especially knee protectors! 3) You've just doubled the value of the car Great write up, really enjoyed that and fair play for sticking with it. Satisfying in the end, isn't it?

If Brazil don't win it, they'll kick themselves. Home advantage, in form, arguably the best team there. So they won't win it. I'd have a punt on Uruguay, I think. Belgium could be a dark horse. We'll lose to Italy, probably 2-0, then another loss to Uruguay by 1-0, then a staid 0-0 draw with Costa Rica. Woy to get the boot when he gets home.

Sorry Will, didn't fancy a race tonight, I just wanted to try the Ring quickly I have to say, T10 have FINALLY got it spot-on. Ignoring the extra pixel count and pretty lighting over other versions (all Forza and GT games included), this is the first iteration where I've actually found the elevation changes to be anything like the real life version. As you come up to Ex-Muhle, it is incredibly steep and no game has ever captured that (no idea why), but here it's exactly as it is. Superb stuff. Just a shame the game launched without this, really.

Woo, free Ring DLC out now for Forza! Didn't see that one coming, I thought it would never arrive.