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Greatest pun ever!

Romanian lorry drivers should learn to use their mirrors in petrol stations. It might help them avoid driving into the front of my f*cking car. To say I'm slightly miffed is an understatement. Turns out though that, when sufficiently irritated, I have no problem mouthing off at two random foreign blokes despite them both being a fair bit bigger than me Oh, it's not funny really. I'm quite irritated, especially since I'd just booked the car in yesterday for a colour change. That goes out of the window now. Plenty of front end damage, going to get drunk now and look again in the morning.

Done the Cayman yet?

I know, can't wait! The 919 looks very good this year, however I think Porsche will find it very hard to do as well as last year again. The RSR looks good but I suspect development will stall against the 488, and the Audi will provide a sterner test in P1 this year.

Kimi doesn't deserve an F1 seat full stop. Completely wrong attitude for a top-level driver IMHO. I'd rather see someone like Ricciardo in there, but Vettel would block that. Alonso and Button should both have hung up their helmets in F1 before this year: That McLaren is a shambles, and their careers are now tainted by a shocker of a car. I don't think either of them are having much fun pootling around at the back of the grid, and that much is clear from their attitudes and interviews. Not their fault the car is a duffer, but atm it looks like they're sticking around purely for the money. They'd both be in high demand if they switched to prototype racing...

Exactly, I know ugly when I see it

Please don't tell me you've never seen this before, it's as old as the keyboard in the picture

Looks good!

Christ that is ugly. Can Tesla not employ a stylist as well as the fancy tech guys?

I'm not fussed about it. I love F1, but even I'm starting to get irritated by the stupidity of the sport.

This feels like the longest thread in the world

If my kid comes out looking like a little Lewis, then me and the missus are going to have words.

If it's Motability, personally I'd just call them and let them sort it all.

The orange one is potentially gone, just waiting on one chap to confirm shipping, if he can't get it sorted then I'll give you a nudge.

No, you don't. You just need it set up by someone who knows what they're doing. I've seen race cars set up with string and given perfect geos, and I've seen cars on Hunter machines crab around the first corner. Go somewhere decent first and foremost.

We don't speak about that, remember? REMEMBER?

Rocket Bunny and Stardast kits. /Grundy

No-one else has come forward for that one yet, so drop me a PM and we can sort something out. Beer tokens not required though, just the charity donation is plenty enough

I think I feel the way about cats that you guys feel about kids. I couldn't imagine my life without them. They're the first thing I think about when I wake, and the last thing before I sleep. I'm so proud of their every achievement. They make me laugh and smile more than anything else in the world. I would rather spend an hour with them than a week with a supermodel. Cleaning up after them is never fun, but worth the smell.

No probs, thanks for letting me know.

VUS are no longer available, I'll be amazed if you can find any. Which is a shame, as I loved them. RS3s are good, but not really in the same league as big guns. They're more of an MX5 tyre than anything. 453s a better option at that budget, although you'll need to change all four if swapping brands.

Tbh mate I'd be disappointed if no-one took the p*ss after that awful pic

Bit of both

Fellow adoptee here too! *high five*

Red one now taken, just the orange one left.