Ekona

Beautiful

CTR is playing on past glories, the FRS is a genuine leap forward for modern hatches. You totally need one of those over the Honda

I love cats more than I like most people. I can't see that changing just because said human happens to have the same genes as me.

QFT

Nothing more than something a college student whipped up in a lunch break, don't get excited about it,

Pics?

Potatoes!

Like part of Ripley's ship.

Erm, he bought an M3...

See, if it was me that's the one case in which I wouldn't. I'd be proud to own the car that looked like a Nismo but wasn't actually pretending to be one. Leave it naked my friend!

Even Nissan themselves admit that Nismo is as much a styling exercise as it is performance these days (GT-R excluded), so if the brand is diluted that's their own fault. It's exactly like what Vauxhall did to the VXR brand by putting it on a bloody Meriva and Zafira.

Grundy loves R6S.

Yeah, because any one is ever going to admit to hating their kids Social services might be watching

No, but you can put one on your forehead

Also, it looks as much like D*ck Side Z as it does Dark Side Z

Space it properly, please.

Depends. If you've got Nismo parts on, and don't put the Nismo badge in the same place as the genuine Nismo car, then I say go for it. Nismo is as much about styling as performance these days anyway, so might as well do as Nissan does.

And daydreaming about holding his very own cutesy little baby-waby lol Where's that FU smiley when you need it... ;)

Drinking. Lots of it.

You're right, it is a bit of a contradiction. That said, I still say mankind would be better off by a country mile without faith.

Definitely not me! I don't get the fuss, I really don't. Like when you go round someone's house who's just had a baby, and they're all like "Ahh, do you want to hold our baby?". When I reply that I'm okay, they normally go "Oh go on, it's okay, you won't hurt the little one, I'll show you how to hold properly!" as if I'm secretly petrified that I'll drop the slug or something. No, I'm perfectly capable of holding the product of his feeble man-paste and her lack of leg-closing ability, I just really don't feel the urge to thanks. I've sold no such thing! The Bummer is sticking around, it's the MR2 I've sold. And it doesn't mean that it won't be replaced.

Serial killers tend not to have groups of people training them to do it though, not a mass support group in pretty much any country they choose to live in.

Deposit now taken At least I know it's going to a great home, and the owner will look after it well. Plus he's a mate, so I'll still get to drive it occasionally I hope!

But at least you can take them to the football*! *Yes, I know girls can like football too

When we have them, I'm pretty sure we're going to adopt. Jo wants a baby, I'd rather have a two-three year old that I can at least vaguely start communicating with. Babies hold no interest for me at all: They're all fat, ugly, smelly and make the most annoying noises in the world. No, I'll take my child a little older thanks.