Toon Chris

The Value of a Drink "Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink I feel shame. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes and dreams .. If I didn't drink this wine, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this wine and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver." ~ Jack Handy WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." ~ Henny Youngman WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not." ~ Stephen Wright WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!" ~ Brian O'Rourke WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." ~ Benjamin Franklin WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza." ~ Dave Barry WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. Salvation in a can! ~ Dave Howell WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ And saving the best for last, as explained by Cliff Clavin,of Cheers. One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the BuffaloTheory to his buddy Norm. Here's how it went: "Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers." WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not

Erm, looks a bit ginger to me

Not quite purely for the sound, throttle response also improves - although the sound is pretty impressive and for not much more than the price of a tank of petrol

But the undercoat on the white cars is bright pink! Nah, just kidding

Erm, I don't think number 4 is a real woman! Even so...

At last, a funny one

Absolutely yes, Phil. As your reputation is such a large contributory to the success of your business, anyone buying a car from you knows that you are pushing to live up to that same rep, not just some other car salesman who is happy to get the cash and see the back of you. The fact that you can offer everything in ongoing maintenance at sub-dealer prices and also have such a range of good and knowledge in the bolt-ons is a real plus. A one-stop shop with reasonable prices is all most people want. Go for it! I`ll be the first to trade in for a 400Z in 2-4 years time

Nope but I was an Azure with stubby on that turned on to the A1 at about 5.10pm Must have just missed you

An ordeal but well worth-while

Counted 13, read all the comments and still missed the bear! It's a good ad in that it makes its point but acually all it proves is the human ability to exclude noise when concentrating. When driving I`m not actively trying to ignore something (except Corsas and chaved up Calibras, oh, and BMWs, ooh yes and Audi TT's which I hate because the new ones look like a Z from a distance and I get all excited when i see a white one only to feel let down when I find it's a bloody TT.)

C'mon Stan, spill!

+1 +2!

You let someone else drive your Z?

I do have an OCD for some reason with this site! I can't log off without having 0 unread posts So as long as one of us keeps posting in this thread, you can't log off? Hmm...

Good God man, what the hell is that avatar! Not subtle is it

Should keep the biscuit crumbs off the paintwork nicely Personally I think you should all wear clothes made out of buffing cloths so you give the car a polish at the same time

Crackin' pics. Amazing to see America so clearly, and so small!

The pics will be the decider but that is a small silencer for a single pipe - it's going to sound LOUD in that cabin!

Very fancy

Nice Some good gags there

Maybe they did Lomotos and worked out how hard it was! Presuming sheepskin or wooden bead covers aren't your cup of tea, why not try a repair? Sometimes repairs can be invisible if the tears aren't too bad. It's probably a horrible sight but have you got a piccy of the rips?

:lol:

Perfect result - well done for sticking with it Now, are they giving you any time and trouble payment? (that may be pushing it a bit )