You Da man
Did a Google search for images and found something similar to mum's.
Gotta love this forum
Now I didn't recognise it as I shower once a month (whether I need to or not) and I use shower gel
However the wife said Thank You very very much she has 7 in the collection and did not know what they were she also said "how the feck did you know that" ???
The oracle
Is the oracle your better half?????
I've been home alone, she's out on her works Xmas do