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if the old one is fubar i'll take it off your hands

good luck tarmac, always had top service from you

my basby bosh was brand new from B&Q and cost about £75 i think, i have a snow foam lance as well which fits bosh, and i got that off i4detailing.co.uk bith work brilliant together.

do we get to change your zed status to zed club bastard? stepping down seems like a positive move; and i hope it allows you to enjoy the forum for what it is with out the stress of moderating people like me no grudges kept; no hard feelings felt; and i'll continue to enjoy the banter with you

i was always warned off karcher; so i bought a bosh; just a little one, but its been great. i might upgrade to a bigger one just as i need it for other jobs, but the baby bosch i have has been brilliant. never fails. had it 3 years, use it once a month at least no problems at all.

some of the top spec ferarri's use plastic in the windows, and they also don't open, you just get a little flap. so i would say electric glass windows are a luxury, if your not bothered about weight.

i might actually apply for that first post i mentioned

people put the zed on a diet, but even then she's still heavy, the chassis is hugely heavy; i think they hired brunel to make it out of pig iron all those lovely comfort parts you like; for example the seats, air con, radio, glass, carpet, centre console, and safety features all weigh alot, the boot lid is hugely heavy; also the LSD, gearing and engine aren't light either. if they were to do an no expense spared job on the zed, the chassis would be aluminium, the body would be carbon fibre, the engine would be a smaller V6 but supercharged or turbo'd from the factory, the seats would have no electronic gubbins but be functional carbon pieces. the dash would be minimal, the glass would be replaced (if it was for a track car) with plastic. and no fat people would be allowed to drive it, oh and it would then probably cost over 100k

nope i like the sound of the first one

i read through that criteria and i meet most of them, stop being upset that i'd jump you on the pay scale

i want the job of Senior Manager - Body Engineering Manager i think its the only one in the managing section i'm qualified for

and i have great delight when i'm round shutting them all and watch hin hit the roof in rage

i hope you stick around and can enjoy the forum with out the stress now. also means your no longer restrained on what you say "i can't say that i'm a mo.......oh hang on a sec.... this is what i really think....."

its alright chris, thats the only other one i knew of. in these sad times i always like to refer back to the wise words of "the clash" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqH21LEmfbQ

and this one viewtopic.php?f=16&t=35926&hilit=resign

And what old Hitler tricks are these? beavis you haven't been invading poland again have you?

would you like me to create a flow chart or checklist for locking? - OP has used bad language [result] give warning - OP has called a mod a goat fiddler [result] harsher warning; possibly pm them pictures of mod with girlfriend to prove no goat fiddling has occured - OP has told a disgusting joke [ACTION] was it funny {yes} then leave up for the other mods to read {NO} delete thread

i saw it had gone too. i saw the original posts and was impressed with myself, as for once i didn't post in something where i would most likely have upset people and got in trouble. i just shut it down and logged off. i think that was very grown up of me, after that i didn't look any more; anyone want to give me the brief and clean run down on what i missed. did any one get banned; or has anyone thrown their toys out of the pram in a pre maddona fashion?

so is girls wearing make up and chicken fillets that go in bras; i'm just trying to even the playing field for husky. they'll get him home and find he's not brad pitt. but it won't matter as john will discover their flat chest. and man stubble under the makeup

can you photoshop husky better looking? might help his dating chances if he can show prospective girls your photoshop first,

i shouldn't laugh, but i wish i was there to see that

dammit i'm so far behind in post counts, i wish mine was higher congratulations people with over 1000 posts are generally those who are willing to invest more time in the club, congrats on becoming a proper member

i know this is wrong but i know where the big breaking bar is kept in my car i would never go starting trouble nor go looking for it, but i'm not going to be pushed about by a half wit retard. (i know its the wrong attitude and i don't condone it but thats me; and i know i'm wrong) people think they have big balls when they are in there car, i've watched a bloke get out of his car and on each step you can see his testicles shrink as he gets clsoer to the other vehicle and you know he's thinking "what the hell am i doing" he got about as far as the rear of my car before he changed his mind and got back in his own car and drove off. i hasten to add it wasn't my fault he was the moron but still decided to try it on i'd also like to add my own humble brag like the others above have i don't go to the gym, but i am a big git built like a brick out house (used to be a forward in rugby(my nick name was steamtrain ) and i used to box and be a doorman) also my genitals are of above average size and i'm extremely fertile