Stutopia

It's so tough to get those little bleeders just right, great shots Jim!

They're like rabbits, "oh, I done something stupid, what do I do now? I know, I'll freeze!" PS - Isn't this the opening scene from "Dogging Diaries 3: Supermarket Peep"?

Congrats on the purchase, looks cool and a ton more intriguing than endless autobahn conveyor of German barges. I'll defo be looking at Infiniti when I'm finally forced to go four seats. Nice choice.

That's true or we don't have a small army of amazon tax accountants.

Jesus, that's mental. I thought after riding the Death Road near La Paz a few times I thought I'd seen it all for crazy roads, but that's a totally different ball game.

Some bits from Zmanalex and a Wasso polish, it'll be fine. I'd be absolutely screwin at the bellend who pulled out, even if the lambo was going 40, report it if you must but, don't park in front of it while it's moving.

If I wasn't buying a house... Great Zed GLWTS.

Shame you're selling, your Zed looks beautiful, great colour. Someone will snap that up. GLWTS.

They had to order it direct from Nismo, but steeler got one in the end. £3! You obviously got stung for Wales Tax

Is Flat Rate Vat not an option? That way you get a little (sometimes) for doing The Man's Job for him.

I hear you, paying more than bloody Starbucks do. Grrrrrrr....

I've photoshopped it in my brain. Second ones.

Aaaarrrrggghhh, nooooo! Oh wait, I see, it's just a great big joke to you this Zeditis, isn't it????

You're not the only one to wonder why the dial brightness is shifting but the odometer is staying rock solid . The little black button just looks like a bit of dash fanciness.

It's one thing Southerners being bombarded with Saharan sand (after all it's red hot south of Derby) but it's a bit strong my Zed getting a coating in Blackpool! What did it get coated with in Blackpool, or should I not ask..!! Not the usual body fluids, this same red sand/dirt stuff you appeared to have on yours. Goddam everywhere!

Looks sweet that. I want one!

Or for the ultimate in stealth. And like that, he was gone...

It's one thing Southerners being bombarded with Saharan sand (after all it's red hot south of Derby) but it's a bit strong my Zed getting a coating in Blackpool!

I try and reflect wherever the road trip is. For example, my circa 20 hr oad trip in Florida this Fall (already getting into it) will include the Scarface soundtrack (simply amazeballz) and Vanilla Ice's epic 1990 debut album, To The Extreme (he was raised in Florida). I may also try and get the theme tunes from Gentle Ben and Flipper. Tom Petty and The Drums may well feature, there's a strong chance there'll be one track by KC And The Sunshine Band too. However, there will be no Backstreet Boys or N-Sync despite their Floridian roots. I'm not certain Gloria Estefan is going to make the cut either.

Is there a group buy? Can we arrange a factory tour?

Stunning bay you've got going on

If you don't trust them not to steal your premium oil, can you really trust them?

A maintenance two bucket wash with a shampoo that's not aggressive, then a spritz with NXT spray wax should be fine. Not sure if you might want to add a quick detailer on top or not? The Others will be here soon...

Just did this, 5 minutes effort, though that included a minute of brown trousers when it wasn't playing. Couple of notes that would've helped me and may be of use to readers. Do it in front of a surface you can see reflection of the indicators' flash, as the dash indicators didn't light up. The initial 6 turns from LOCK to ON had to be done quickly, first attempt (although within 10 seconds) it didn't play, second attempt I really sped it up and it went into registration mode fine. When doing the 6 turns, make sure you push right through to ON and not one click too short. I couldn't just register my one problem key, I had to do both. This manifest itself in the "problem" key starting to work fine but then the "working" key stopping working. So once you get into registration mode, make sure you register both/all keys, even if one of them was already working fine. After the first key was successfully registered (upon release of UNLOCK) I did not notice an indicator flash, as suggested in the process. I carried on regardless, took the first key out and inserted the second key for registration. Don't forget to turn the key to ON after you have registered the last key, to go out of registration mode I simply cannot believe Nissan have the audacity to demand something like £45 for this process which took a monkey (me) 3 attempts and 5 minutes to action correctly. Usual disclaimers apply, for info only, if you brick your Zed or your key or both, it's not my fault.

Result. I hate it when they do that. Grrrrrr. Result getting it sorted though.