^^ This imo as well.  
  
Unless this is your Mrs idea of a good night out too then I'd leave the "man V's food" cr*p to another night. 
  
Exactly, a romantic meal sweating and stuffing stupid amounts of food, then maybe back to a hotel to see who lays the biggest turd.... 
  
Roll on the next 10 years  
Who said romance was dead  
  
Maybe curl the turd up into the shape of a heart  
  
Be still my beating heart  
 
  
  
 
  
  
Lol I goggled some images and saw that one and a few other but thought better of it