^^ This imo as well.
Unless this is your Mrs idea of a good night out too then I'd leave the "man V's food" cr*p to another night.
Exactly, a romantic meal sweating and stuffing stupid amounts of food, then maybe back to a hotel to see who lays the biggest turd....
Roll on the next 10 years
Who said romance was dead
Maybe curl the turd up into the shape of a heart
Be still my beating heart
Lol I goggled some images and saw that one and a few other but thought better of it