ioneabee

It's a strawberry patch, not a tree! you say tomato, I say TomAto not sure how to say that in text ...............

How can you tell an elephant has been in your fridge he's left footprints in the butter

How do you hide an elephant in a tree paint his toe nails red its a cherry tree of course

I keep seeing the words "fireteam"....................didn't know this game was about putting building fires out............that must be fun

Just saw a white Panamera with your Martini stripes - reminded me of you

I was going to say - highly unlikely - competition laws would probably promote it ..................... to make it competitive

I'm sold

They're (allegedly) going to be installing fibre optic to my home town -but just to the exchange - its copper after that - will that improve speeds, 'cos surely I'm still going to be limited by the copper ? ( I currently have 12-14mb)

they never remember the colour of my eyes.........not quite sure if i should be happy about that

PLEASE go home

don't know what your inferring...........

If Denmark made wine it would be the best Carlsberg / Kronenbourg in the world that sort of makes sense to me

many many more bottles of wine

corrected that for you

I find Royal Mail very good they always deliver.............whatever

possibly - but i did laugh out loud at that one

:lol:

dibs on 2 wheels ?...................just the ones that fit

OMG - he's using an angle grinder - i didn't watch it all but did you see the colour of the pad after he'd done the first 1/4 of the "hood" - not gonna be much paint left on that once he's finished

^^ I suspect you're right but GMB is caught red handed

That's interesting to know. My mother is the only one in our family who can speak welsh ~ I never picked it up in the schools and dropped learning it once I reached comprehensive as it was effecting my french lessons. it obviously affected your english as well

as its a "fairly" new invention tyre in welsh is typically "teir" but wheel being an older invention is "olwyn" hope that helps with Grahams spelling

he's going to blame his iphone now - you wait

Not sure what that would achieve though? Hovering over their username shows when they were last active so you already know they're inactive if they've not been on in a year or more. just out of pure laziness - you wouldn't need to hover - it would be there instead of ZLegend etc ? and if they came back - a bit of computer magic and it would revert back to whatever they were before

maybe change their status to "inactive" ?